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Oregon: Continuing To Fail At All Things Road-Related
I know, it’s been a week. Chill. I’m lazy. This is pretty amazing, though. I have already mentioned it a while back, but the plot has thickened. Apparently, some absolute dipshit politician in Oregon has proposed a $54 registration charge for bikes on the road, with an additional $54 renewal…
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Yay Resources! (Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Freeze Shit)
Another quiz! Guess what this is:If you guessed that it is some intriguingly new-agey refrigeration-type device, you are probably a very reasonable person. You are, however, mostly wrong. It is a refrigeration device, to be sure, but for refrigerating what? Not food or beverages, no, but garbage. Yes that’s right…
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The Antistupid: Small Dogs Are Bitches
I saw this photo today courtesy of The Consumerist (a blog that catalogs the trials and tribulations of being a consumer in a world that doesn’t care about you). This is on the outside of a post office. The blue sign says NO PETS ALLOWED EXCEPT THOSE ASSISTING BLIND PERSONS,…
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Target Audience: Imbeciles
See if you can guess what this is:Did you guess “worst use of 80 bucks known to man”? Congratulations! It’s the Ruffwear Sun Shower jacket, and in case you hadn’t guessed from the brand name or the decidedly canine shape of the photo, it’s a raincoat for dogs. Here’s what…
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Wrestling Lunatic Ninja Kangaroos
Read that headline and tell me you’re not immediately riveted. This isn’t a stupid story, it’s just pretty much the most awesomest piece of news I’ve ever read. The story comes from Canberra, Australia, where a couple were woken in the middle of the night by something breaking violently through…
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PayPal Fucks Up Really Really Bad
Sorry to my faithful followers (I think there may be three of you) for not posting for a couple days. I was busy. So there. We all know who PayPal is. They sync up with your bank account so you can pay securely on the internet without exposing your credit…
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Four GM Concepts That Won’t Help
So, GM. General Motors. In the last 4 years, GM has lost around $80,000,000,000. That’s 80 billion dollars (a number that will be the topic of a future post). If you were to run wads of hundred-dollar bills through a paper shredder at the rate of 15 per second, it…
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The Antistupid: Fines For Lazy People
So since I didn’t post yesterday due to some babysitting obligations, I shall post twice today. This one is what I shall henceforth call an Antistupid post. Antistupid posts will be about things I find that are so brilliant that they need to be pointed out. Shining beacons of light…
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The Porsche Watch
Everyone knows who Porsche is. They’ve been making luxury cars since forever and are known for being the only luxury brand that people who don’t know cars can name and for having the laziest design department in the known universe. Need an example? This first picture is the most basic…
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