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Posted on December 24, 2022December 23, 2022

DON’T GET TOO EXCITED ABOUT NUCLEAR FUSION

This breakthrough is checking the first box of many, many, many boxes that have to be checked before a viable fusion reactor can exist. Here’s what you need to know.

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Posted on June 13, 2020June 10, 2020

THE TESLA CYBERTRUCK LUNAR ROVER IS DUMB AS HELL

Basically, any dumbass with CAD software can throw together a concept of whatever deranged idea, and then I feel compelled to ruin it.

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Posted on March 2, 2019February 19, 2019

CHINA WANTS TO PUT A SOLAR FARM IN SPACE BECAUSE NONE OF THEM READ MY BLOG

Remember four years ago when I wrote a blog about how space-based solar power is a terrible idea and won’t work? Now, Engadget is reporting that China wants to do exactly what I was talking about in that post, which will still not be possible for the same reasons and because of science.

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Posted on February 25, 2019March 7, 2019

ARE MILLENNIALS KILLING THE SUNDIAL INDUSTRY?

According to an article in The Telegraph, sundials are at risk of dying out. This will come as shocking news, no doubt, to anyone that thought sundials had already died out, which is everyone.

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Posted on August 1, 2016November 8, 2017

COULD THIS BE THE WORLD’S FIRST NUCLEAR-POWERED AIRLINER? (NO.)

On January 5, 2011, I wrote the following: “Designer” is a dangerous term, because it usually means some crazy person with ridiculous ideas who then makes CAD drawings or actual…

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Posted on July 18, 2016November 8, 2017

4 REASONS SOLAR ROADWAYS ARE FUCKING STUPID

The idea of solar roadways has been around for a while, and I haven’t said anything about it because I thought it was self-evident how stupid it was. I was…

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Posted on April 4, 2015November 8, 2017

SPACE-BASED SOLAR POWER: DON’T GET TOO EXCITED

This has come up before and never gotten a ton of mainstream attention, but I saw it again and thought I’d address it.

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Posted on March 3, 2015May 12, 2016

YOU ARE NOT A TETRACHROMAT, AND THIS GRAPHIC IS BULLSHIT

Recently there was a schism on the internet between people about the color of a dress.  That led to all kinds of scientific articles about how we perceive color differently, memes…

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Posted on January 17, 2011January 27, 2014

FACEBOOK: ENEMY OF JESUS

This is the Reverend Cedric Miller. He is one of the leaders of the Living Word Christian Fellowship, and he hates Facebook.  So much, in fact that he’s telling all…

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Posted on January 12, 2011January 27, 2014

YOU PROBABLY JUST SHOULDN’T BUY A COMPUTER AT ALL…

A man named Joshua Kors wrote an article in the Huffington Post.  It’s called “Why I’m Returning My iMac.”  It turns out that the reason is that he’s a slobbering…

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Posted on January 7, 2011January 27, 2014

SIX MORE CATASTROPHICALLY USELESS CONCEPT CARS

I have written about concept cars twice before.  First up was GM, whose car concepts sucked in a kind of general way, but weren’t really inherently impossible. Then there was…

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Posted on December 10, 2010January 27, 2014

NO ONE COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING

Let’s say you’re a Swedish schoolgirl.  You have a test coming up, and you don’t know what’s on it, because let’s face it, that’s kind of why they do those.

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Posted on August 24, 2010January 29, 2014

SOMETHING ELSE YOU’RE PROBABLY WRONG ABOUT

It’s a safe assumption that everyone reading this has a cell phone.  But what if that cell phone IS TRYING TO KILL YOU? Now, I should warn you right now that…

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Posted on April 16, 2010April 16, 2015

NINE CONCEPT CARS YOU (WRONGLY) THINK ARE COOL

Here’s the thing about concept cars. They’re specifically designed to be way crazier than the end result. They’re about showing off design ideas and engineering feats, and since they’re not…

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