UNREASONABLY DANGEROUS ONION RINGS

  • World’s Biggest Jackass

    There are plenty of jackasses in this world. There’s the guy in the gondola who wears frameless Oakleys and talks on his Bluetooth headset loud enough to crack the windows, using phrases like “dude, we’ll hook up later” and “see you there, bro” and “dude bro chill bro bro chill…

    READ MORE

  • The Shirt Pocket Digital Projector

    Oh, Hammacher Schlemmer. “Offering the Best, the Only, and the Unexpected for 161 Years,” the Hammacher catalog is more fun than the first time you discovered choose-your-own-adventure books. The first time, when you flip madly through the pages, back and forth, making snap decisions about which door to take, then…

    READ MORE

  • Ford Flex Ad

    As anyone reading this knows, ads on the Internet can be pretty damn stupid. My personal favorite is the one that informs me, proud owner of a perfectly functional MacBook Pro, that my copy of Windows Vista is defective and would I please download this software to fix it immediately…

    READ MORE

  • The Beginning

    This is in fact the third time I’ve tried to start a blog. The first time was a “random thoughts” blog, which fell through because I wasn’t motivated enough to actually post my random thoughts, just to think them. The second time was to keep people posted on what I…

    READ MORE