It’s no secret on this blog that I’m not a fan of Meghan Trainor. She’s supremely annoying at best and promoting unhealthy body image lessons at worst. But this new press release of hers is beyond the pale.
Last week, I went to see Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. It is not a good movie. The first two hours and fifteen minutes are a series of disjointed…
On January 7, the New England Patriots released a “hype video,” as they called it, themed around the trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. The idea is to get…
First things first: I know this song came out a long time ago. I’d love to tell you that the reason I have taken this long to address it is…
I have long held a theory about cats: for all their potential for grace, power, stealth, and general elegance, they sometimes genuinely do not have any control over their own…
If you’ve never seen Vertical Limit, good for you. If you’ve never even heard of it, even better. It came out in 2000 and somehow made $215 million on a…
“Baby” by Justin Bieber is the most watched video on Youtube. It’s been seen close to 700 million times for a collective watching time that would make you sad, so…
First, I should note something. For the purpose of this article, I’m going to assume that the main female character in everyone of Carrie Underwood’s songs is her, and that…
So you all know who Justin Bieber is. That’s a statement of fact, because everyone knows who he is, because for some goddamn reason his “Baby” video is the most viewed…
On November 10, 2009, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 was released. Twenty-four hours later, Activision had sold 4.6 million copies for $310,000,000. That’s not video game money, that’s box…
Unreasonably Dangerous Onion Rings 