22 STUPID PEOPLE HOLDING SIGNS

As I'm pretty sure everyone on the internet knows by now, Bill Nye recently had a debate with Ken Ham about whether creationism was a viable explanation for the origins of people and animals and plants and rocks and stars and stuff.  I'll cut to the chase: it's not.  Creationism doesn't have any science behind... Continue Reading →

MORE LIKE UNIVERSAL SATAN BUS…

Back in October, a group of evangelical Christians in Brazil called the Paz do Senhor Amado (Peace of the Beloved Lord) banned the use of USB connections because they're Satanic. And what makes them Satanic? Because the logo looks like a pitchfork (or trident, if you prefer), an implement commonly used by the devil in Christian... Continue Reading →

THE SEEDS OF JESUS. IN YOUR MOUTH.

I would like you to look at this product and tell me what it looks like to you.  Ready? Did you say that it's candy corn?  You silly, irreverent, blasphemous idiot.  Those right there are harvest seeds. Wait, what? Yes.  Allow me to enlighten you. Rebekah Kuschmider of the Washington Times found that out recently... Continue Reading →

TWENTY UNINTENTIONALLY SEXUAL CHURCH SIGNS

I have a theory, partially grounded in fact.  First, the fact: pastors don't get laid.  Religious attitudes toward sex vary, but they are inevitably prudish and ignorant.  Some sects of Christianity think that any sex that isn't specifically for procreation purposes is sinful and that pastors/priests should be entirely celibate (Catholics), and some are more... Continue Reading →

KEEPING MURDER IN PERSPECTIVE

I'm assuming you've heard of Terry Jones.  He's a pastor for the Christian Dove World Outreach Center in Gainesville, Florida, and in the summer of last year he threatened to burn a bunch of Korans on the anniversary of the 9/11/01 attacks.  Not surprisingly, the world exploded in righteous outrage at the blatant and ignorant... Continue Reading →

FACEBOOK: ENEMY OF JESUS

This is the Reverend Cedric Miller. He is one of the leaders of the Living Word Christian Fellowship, and he hates Facebook.  So much, in fact that he's telling all the other church leaders to cancel their Facebook accounts or resign from the church. Why?  Because it promotes marital infidelity. You see, Cedric provides marriage... Continue Reading →

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