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Category: Religion

Posted on July 27, 2015November 8, 2017

13 STUPID PEOPLE SAY STUPID THINGS ABOUT GAY MARRIAGE

So like a month ago (because I am lazy and haven’t gotten around to writing this), the Supreme Court ruled that gay marriage is legal nationwide because any laws preventing…

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Posted on February 15, 2014February 21, 2014

22 STUPID PEOPLE HOLDING SIGNS

As I’m pretty sure everyone on the internet knows by now, Bill Nye recently had a debate with Ken Ham about whether creationism was a viable explanation for the origins…

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Posted on February 27, 2012January 25, 2014

MORE LIKE UNIVERSAL SATAN BUS…

Back in October, a group of evangelical Christians in Brazil called the Paz do Senhor Amado (Peace of the Beloved Lord) banned the use of USB connections because they’re Satanic. And…

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Posted on January 20, 2012January 25, 2014

THINK JESUS PREACHED LOVE? THINK AGAIN.

I want to start with a word.  It’s a simple word; it’s only four letters long and not at all difficult to pronounce.  It’s anatomical in origin, it’s almost 800…

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Posted on November 14, 2011January 25, 2014

THE SEEDS OF JESUS. IN YOUR MOUTH.

I would like you to look at this product and tell me what it looks like to you.  Ready? Did you say that it’s candy corn?  You silly, irreverent, blasphemous…

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Posted on May 2, 2011January 26, 2014

TWENTY UNINTENTIONALLY SEXUAL CHURCH SIGNS

I have a theory, partially grounded in fact.  First, the fact: pastors don’t get laid.  Religious attitudes toward sex vary, but they are inevitably prudish and ignorant.  Some sects of…

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Posted on April 22, 2011January 26, 2014

JESUS DID NOT MANIFEST HIMSELF IN A TREE BRANCH. STOP IT.

Perhaps you’ve heard of pareidolia.  It’s a phenomenon wherein we see patterns and faces in places they’re not in.   It’s the reason that when you look at that image…

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Posted on April 11, 2011January 26, 2014

KEEPING MURDER IN PERSPECTIVE

I’m assuming you’ve heard of Terry Jones.  He’s a pastor for the Christian Dove World Outreach Center in Gainesville, Florida, and in the summer of last year he threatened to…

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Posted on January 17, 2011January 27, 2014

FACEBOOK: ENEMY OF JESUS

This is the Reverend Cedric Miller. He is one of the leaders of the Living Word Christian Fellowship, and he hates Facebook.  So much, in fact that he’s telling all…

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Posted on January 14, 2011January 27, 2014

POSSIBILIANISM: WHY YOUR OPINION IS INCORRECT

This is a bit of a heavy one, and it’s a topic that’s very important to me.  If you want to talk about it more, please email me, there’s a contact…

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Posted on January 13, 2011January 27, 2014

SOMETIMES BEING WRONG ISN’T YOUR FAULT. THIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE TIMES.

I have mixed feelings about religious people, mainly because I have had mixed experiences with religious people, mainly because religious people are so damn mixed.  Some very rough numbers put…

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Posted on October 21, 2010January 28, 2014

RELIGION IS LIKE A PENIS; FORCING IT UPON OTHER PEOPLE’S CHILDREN IS FROWNED UPON

There is one reason and one reason only that I am writing this particular post, and that reason once dabbled in witchcraft.  Not knowing who I’m talking about at this…

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