MORE LIKE UNIVERSAL SATAN BUS…

Back in October, a group of evangelical Christians in Brazil called the Paz do Senhor Amado (Peace of the Beloved Lord) banned the use of USB connections because they're Satanic. And what makes them Satanic? Because the logo looks like a pitchfork (or trident, if you prefer), an implement commonly used by the devil in Christian... Continue Reading →

FACEBOOK: ENEMY OF JESUS

This is the Reverend Cedric Miller. He is one of the leaders of the Living Word Christian Fellowship, and he hates Facebook.  So much, in fact that he's telling all the other church leaders to cancel their Facebook accounts or resign from the church. Why?  Because it promotes marital infidelity. You see, Cedric provides marriage... Continue Reading →

BECAUSE I’M A PERSON TOO

Ok underlings, pay attention. I'm not a great person.  In fact, many of my friends would tell you that I'm kind of an asshole.  I own stuff I don't need, I rarely tip anyone who works behind a counter, and I have a hickey right now from a girl whose name I'm pretty sure I... Continue Reading →

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