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Category: Computers

Posted on February 27, 2012January 25, 2014

MORE LIKE UNIVERSAL SATAN BUS…

Back in October, a group of evangelical Christians in Brazil called the Paz do Senhor Amado (Peace of the Beloved Lord) banned the use of USB connections because they’re Satanic. And…

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Posted on February 22, 2012January 25, 2014

SUCH LEVELS OF INCOMPETENCE I HAVE SCARCE WITNESSED

This one time, and by this one time I mean Monday, April 11, 2011, I wrote a piece about how Joshua Kors has roughly the same computer literacy as a…

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Posted on April 29, 2011January 26, 2014

THE TWO MOST HORRIFYING PIECES OF TECHNOLOGY EVER CREATED

Japan has a problem.  And I’m not referring to their propensity for putting literally anything in vending machines, or their seemingly endless supply of anime tentacle rape porn (click here…

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Posted on January 17, 2011January 27, 2014

FACEBOOK: ENEMY OF JESUS

This is the Reverend Cedric Miller. He is one of the leaders of the Living Word Christian Fellowship, and he hates Facebook.  So much, in fact that he’s telling all…

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Posted on January 12, 2011January 27, 2014

YOU PROBABLY JUST SHOULDN’T BUY A COMPUTER AT ALL…

A man named Joshua Kors wrote an article in the Huffington Post.  It’s called “Why I’m Returning My iMac.”  It turns out that the reason is that he’s a slobbering…

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Posted on December 16, 2010January 27, 2014

BECAUSE I’M A PERSON TOO

Ok underlings, pay attention. I’m not a great person.  In fact, many of my friends would tell you that I’m kind of an asshole.  I own stuff I don’t need,…

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Posted on August 24, 2010January 29, 2014

SOMETHING ELSE YOU’RE PROBABLY WRONG ABOUT

It’s a safe assumption that everyone reading this has a cell phone.  But what if that cell phone IS TRYING TO KILL YOU? Now, I should warn you right now that…

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