MORE LIKE UNIVERSAL SATAN BUS…
Back in October, a group of evangelical Christians in Brazil called the Paz do Senhor Amado (Peace of the Beloved Lord) banned the use of USB connections because they’re Satanic. And…
Category: Computers
SUCH LEVELS OF INCOMPETENCE I HAVE SCARCE WITNESSED
This one time, and by this one time I mean Monday, April 11, 2011, I wrote a piece about how Joshua Kors has roughly the same computer literacy as a…
THE TWO MOST HORRIFYING PIECES OF TECHNOLOGY EVER CREATED
Japan has a problem. And I’m not referring to their propensity for putting literally anything in vending machines, or their seemingly endless supply of anime tentacle rape porn (click here…
FACEBOOK: ENEMY OF JESUS
This is the Reverend Cedric Miller. He is one of the leaders of the Living Word Christian Fellowship, and he hates Facebook. So much, in fact that he’s telling all…
YOU PROBABLY JUST SHOULDN’T BUY A COMPUTER AT ALL…
A man named Joshua Kors wrote an article in the Huffington Post. It’s called “Why I’m Returning My iMac.” It turns out that the reason is that he’s a slobbering…
BECAUSE I’M A PERSON TOO
Ok underlings, pay attention. I’m not a great person. In fact, many of my friends would tell you that I’m kind of an asshole. I own stuff I don’t need,…
SOMETHING ELSE YOU’RE PROBABLY WRONG ABOUT
It’s a safe assumption that everyone reading this has a cell phone. But what if that cell phone IS TRYING TO KILL YOU? Now, I should warn you right now that…
Unreasonably Dangerous Onion Rings 