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It’s Fucking Water
Showtime. Homeopathy. This post is intended to shed some light on the math and science behind homeopathy. If you’re a believer in homeopathy, there are three groups you could fall into. Edit: it turns out that what I had been writing as “succession” is in fact spelled “succussion,” which is…
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Those Goddamned Animals
I know I’ve been on sort of an animal streak lately, but I was wondering what today’s post might be and several stories came up. You see, man’s relationship with the animal kingdom is a bit odd. We befriend some of them, study others, and mercilessly kill and eat most…
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Life is More Interesting Down Under
From now on, I’m going to try to post once a week. I think it’ll be easier to keep them regular if I have a schedule. So keep your eyes peeled every Monday. Anyway. Today’s tidbit is a little bit stupid, but more of a WTF kind of story. And…
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This Still Won’t Work.
Remember a while back when I found that thing that was supposed to take “wasted” energy from cars on the road and use it to generate electricity? That thing that won’t work? Well someone’s done it again, and it’s basically the same idea. Let’s recap why the original idea won’t…
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Just Like Real Exercise! But for idiots…
This is one that I set aside to write about a while ago and then forgot about. Just recently I dug it up again. Can anyone guess what this is? If you guessed “his and hers programmable vibrators,” well, you’re wrong. You may have a brilliant marketing idea (patent that…
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Children and Tasers
Good gracious me, it’s been 11 days since my last post. I must have a life or something. Anyway. Jumping right into it, let us observe this headline: Oh dear… That could be an issue. Basically there were a bunch of kids touring a Tallahassee prison for Take Your Child…
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John Tesh: Stupid Advice for Stupid People
Recently I’ve been listening to a different radio station: KUUR, your radio. There’s a guy on the station every once in a while named John Tesh who I’d never heard of before. There he is! What a cutie… He offers tips on a ton of different subjects, mostly dieting and…
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What Happens When You Fuck Up REALLY Bad And Almost Die? You Get To Be On TV!
Remember Aron Ralston? He’s the guy that had a rock fall on his arm, got stuck for almost a week, then literally broke his own fuckin’ arm off to escape. That’s super badass. The problem in my mind is that then he went on The Late Show, The Late Late…
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Brilliant, World-Saving Idea VS. Universal Laws Of Physics. Oh, Dear.
Here’s the thing: this won’t work. The idea in question is called MotionPower, from New Energy Technologies. NET won’t tell anyone yet how it works, just that they have a working prototype designed to “harness some of the kinetic energy being generated, and wasted, by moving cars”. Regardless of how…
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