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Posted on December 25, 2022December 25, 2022

BREAKING DOWN THE STUPIDEST CHRISTMAS AD ON TV

I don’t watch a lot of TV with ads. Either I stream stuff or I pirate it. Except for live sports. I watch a lot of live sports, and the…

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Posted on June 13, 2020June 10, 2020

THE TESLA CYBERTRUCK LUNAR ROVER IS DUMB AS HELL

Basically, any dumbass with CAD software can throw together a concept of whatever deranged idea, and then I feel compelled to ruin it.

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Posted on October 31, 2017November 2, 2017

19 REASONS THIS “SURVIVAL” STORY SMELLS FISHY

Have you missed me? Trick question; I know you’ve missed me. Frankly, the main reason I haven’t been writing is laziness. I make no bones about it. The second reason…

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Posted on November 7, 2016November 7, 2016

13 NEW RULES FOR AIR TRAVEL

In the last year, I have made ten trips that required air travel. I have flown something like 100,000 miles and spent roughly the entirety of my adult life in…

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Posted on August 1, 2016November 8, 2017

COULD THIS BE THE WORLD’S FIRST NUCLEAR-POWERED AIRLINER? (NO.)

On January 5, 2011, I wrote the following: “Designer” is a dangerous term, because it usually means some crazy person with ridiculous ideas who then makes CAD drawings or actual…

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Posted on July 18, 2016November 8, 2017

4 REASONS SOLAR ROADWAYS ARE FUCKING STUPID

The idea of solar roadways has been around for a while, and I haven’t said anything about it because I thought it was self-evident how stupid it was. I was…

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Posted on April 20, 2015November 8, 2017

THREE REASONS THIS ROCKET WON’T SEND US TO MARS

Ever been to the website Elite Daily?  If you haven’t, don’t bother.  Home of such journalistic masterpieces as “Zayn Malik Isn’t Worried About Leaving One Direction Because His Fiance Is…

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Posted on August 3, 2012January 25, 2014

TRANSPORTATION IDEAS THAT WON’T WORK (BECAUSE OF SCIENCE): PART 3

I’ll keep this one short. A company named Innowattech (innovation + watt + tech.  Get it?) wants to put piezoelectric pads under railways to harvest electric energy from passing trains.…

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Posted on July 27, 2012January 25, 2014

TRANSPORTATION IDEAS THAT WON’T WORK (BECAUSE OF SCIENCE): PART 2

So in our last post that was titled like this, we visited some douche who thinks that he can get energy out of cars by making them worse.  That was…

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Posted on July 23, 2012January 25, 2014

TRANSPORTATION IDEAS THAT WON’T WORK (BECAUSE OF SCIENCE): PART 1

Eventually, there will come a day when people stop listening to “designers” with no background in physics who propose physics-based things.  Until then, the word “designer” will continue to mean…

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Posted on February 4, 2011January 26, 2014

SHWEEB: TRANSPORTATION SYSTEM (THAT WON’T WORK) OF THE FUTURE

If you’re like me, you’ve always hated that our transportation systems like bikes and buses and cars all operate on an existing infrastructure, rather than one that would require a…

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Posted on January 19, 2011January 27, 2014

THE WORST COFFEE SPILL EVER

Let’s talk about coffee.  You’ve had it.  You’ve spilled it.  What’s the worst that could happen? Stuff gets wet, and you have less coffee.  No biggie.  But what if you…

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Posted on January 7, 2011January 27, 2014

SIX MORE CATASTROPHICALLY USELESS CONCEPT CARS

I have written about concept cars twice before.  First up was GM, whose car concepts sucked in a kind of general way, but weren’t really inherently impossible. Then there was…

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Posted on November 2, 2010January 28, 2014

CHINA ATTACKS ITSELF. KIND OF. ACCIDENTALLY.

So China, since they have tons of money (and all of our money too), has decided that they want to go to the moon.  With people.  In order to do…

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Posted on October 24, 2010January 28, 2014

THE MOST AWESOME SINGLE BUTTON IN THE HISTORY OF BUTTONS

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and have we got a treat for you.  I’m going to set this up in my usual disconnected fashion, so deal with it.  After this,…

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