LET’S TALK ABOUT BLOWJOBS

NOTE: In case you weren't tipped off by the title, this post has a lot of sex words in it. I say "dick" eight times, "penis" four times, and "pussy" twice, in addition to my usual swearing. If you don't like sex words, read something else. Earlier this week, I came across an article entitled... Continue Reading →

HYPERSENSITIVITY

This all started when I was reading Busty Girl Comics.  For the record, BGC are not porn.  I'm sure some disgusting and desperate soul somewhere has masturbated to them, because it's the internet, but that's the kind of person who could probably masturbate to pictures of missing children on milk cartons, so they don't count.... Continue Reading →

NUMBER ONE THREAT TO AMERICA: MORE COFFEE

Earlier this month, Starbucks released the Trenta in stores across the country.  The Trenta is a 31-ounce cup of coffee, only for use in their iced drinks.  They've been testing it since last January, and apparently it's doing well enough to implement.  The main objection that most people seem to have, and I do not... Continue Reading →

TIDES! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY WORK?

There is an organization in this country called the American Atheists.  They're mostly dedicated to maintaining the separation of church and state, but they have some other assorted causes.  One thing that got them a fucking gigantic amount of press recently is these billboards. Now, they're not supposed to be inherently offensive, and I think they're... Continue Reading →

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