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Posted on December 25, 2022December 25, 2022

BREAKING DOWN THE STUPIDEST CHRISTMAS AD ON TV

I don’t watch a lot of TV with ads. Either I stream stuff or I pirate it. Except for live sports. I watch a lot of live sports, and the…

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Posted on February 23, 2019February 19, 2019

MEGHAN TRAINOR’S PR PEOPLE HAVE LOST THEIR MINDS

It’s no secret on this blog that I’m not a fan of Meghan Trainor. She’s supremely annoying at best and promoting unhealthy body image lessons at worst. But this new press release of hers is beyond the pale.

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Posted on April 11, 2015November 8, 2017

WHY I AM NOT ALL ABOUT “ALL ABOUT THAT BASS”

First things first: I know this song came out a long time ago.  I’d love to tell you that the reason I have taken this long to address it is…

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Posted on March 14, 2015March 17, 2015

APPARENTLY SOME PEOPLE AREN’T FAT ENOUGH

QUICK NOTE: I wrote the bulk of this post almost a year ago, but it got lost in the shuffle and I didn’t finish it until just now.  I realize the…

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Posted on August 17, 2012January 25, 2014

THE HORRIFYING IMPLICATIONS OF CHILDHOOD NUTRITION

I’m going to show you an advertisement that’s been on TV a lot recently.  If you watch TV, you’ve probably seen it.  What you didn’t see are its terrifying implications.…

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Posted on May 23, 2011January 25, 2014

PETA: PURVEYORS OF EXCESSIVE TITS AND ASSES

You remember PETA, yes?  They’re the subjects of probably the angriest two posts I’ve written in almost two years of running this blog.  I called them the most vicious hypocrisy…

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Posted on April 25, 2011January 26, 2014

THREE PRODUCTS TO ANNOUNCE TO THE WORLD THAT YOU’VE GIVEN UP

You’re getting older.  Gone are the gallivanting days of being single, the one night stands, the keg stands, the ability to take 15 shots in a night and still function…

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Posted on April 15, 2011January 26, 2014

LOGO DESIGN MUST BE HARDER THAN I THOUGHT

I’m not a graphically creative person.  I’m a wordsmith, a sculptor of language.  When it comes to actually making the pictures, I…well I don’t do that.  I pilfer from Google…

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Posted on December 30, 2010January 27, 2014

THE MOST VICIOUS HYPOCRISY SINCE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH (PART ONE)

I assume you’ve heard of PETA, right?  People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals?  Well this one’s been brewing for a while.  I used to think that they were overreactive,…

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