BREAKING DOWN THE STUPIDEST CHRISTMAS AD ON TV
I don’t watch a lot of TV with ads. Either I stream stuff or I pirate it. Except for live sports. I watch a lot of live sports, and the…
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MEGHAN TRAINOR’S PR PEOPLE HAVE LOST THEIR MINDS
It’s no secret on this blog that I’m not a fan of Meghan Trainor. She’s supremely annoying at best and promoting unhealthy body image lessons at worst. But this new press release of hers is beyond the pale.
WHY I AM NOT ALL ABOUT “ALL ABOUT THAT BASS”
First things first: I know this song came out a long time ago. I’d love to tell you that the reason I have taken this long to address it is…
APPARENTLY SOME PEOPLE AREN’T FAT ENOUGH
QUICK NOTE: I wrote the bulk of this post almost a year ago, but it got lost in the shuffle and I didn’t finish it until just now. I realize the…
THE HORRIFYING IMPLICATIONS OF CHILDHOOD NUTRITION
I’m going to show you an advertisement that’s been on TV a lot recently. If you watch TV, you’ve probably seen it. What you didn’t see are its terrifying implications.…
PETA: PURVEYORS OF EXCESSIVE TITS AND ASSES
You remember PETA, yes? They’re the subjects of probably the angriest two posts I’ve written in almost two years of running this blog. I called them the most vicious hypocrisy…
THREE PRODUCTS TO ANNOUNCE TO THE WORLD THAT YOU’VE GIVEN UP
You’re getting older. Gone are the gallivanting days of being single, the one night stands, the keg stands, the ability to take 15 shots in a night and still function…
LOGO DESIGN MUST BE HARDER THAN I THOUGHT
I’m not a graphically creative person. I’m a wordsmith, a sculptor of language. When it comes to actually making the pictures, I…well I don’t do that. I pilfer from Google…
THE MOST VICIOUS HYPOCRISY SINCE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH (PART ONE)
I assume you’ve heard of PETA, right? People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals? Well this one’s been brewing for a while. I used to think that they were overreactive,…
Unreasonably Dangerous Onion Rings 