WHY CATS KICK THEMSELVES IN THE FACE
I have long held a theory about cats: for all their potential for grace, power, stealth, and general elegance, they sometimes genuinely do not have any control over their own…
Category: Animals
CAROLE R. DAVIS NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Doubtless there are some among you who are already mad at me for being so rude to this innocent woman in my title. First of all, it’s paraphrased from the…
PETA: PURVEYORS OF EXCESSIVE TITS AND ASSES
You remember PETA, yes? They’re the subjects of probably the angriest two posts I’ve written in almost two years of running this blog. I called them the most vicious hypocrisy…
THIS IS LITERALLY JUST AN EXCUSE TO POST CAT PICTURES
So in case you haven’t heard, there’s this thing where the Internet has developed a fondness for cats. Apparently—and we’ll flesh this report out as more information comes in—some people…
EQUAL OPPORTUNITY BADASS
I have written twice about human beings taking on large animals and winning (here and here) and both times the subject of my cautious but adoring admiration has been a…
THE MOST VICIOUS HYPOCRISY SINCE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH (PART TWO)
So when we left off, PETA was so ferociously anti-cruelty that they had stopped paying any attention to what that actually means. Here’s a few basic points that I started…
THE MOST VICIOUS HYPOCRISY SINCE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH (PART ONE)
I assume you’ve heard of PETA, right? People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals? Well this one’s been brewing for a while. I used to think that they were overreactive,…
MORE USELESS ACCESSORIES FOR USELESS CREATURES
I have written about tiny dogs and dog products before. Here’s an example, and another one, and what the hell another one too. I am of the very firm opinion…
MAN PUNCHES BEAR TRYING TO EAT GOAT
What? I know. Put your brain back in, that’s the actual headline and I could find no room in it for improvement. Here’s the story.
Unreasonably Dangerous Onion Rings 