Everyone knows who Porsche is. They’ve been making luxury cars since forever and are known for being the only luxury brand that people who don’t know cars can name and…

There are plenty of jackasses in this world. There’s the guy in the gondola who wears frameless Oakleys and talks on his Bluetooth headset loud enough to crack the windows,…

Oh, Hammacher Schlemmer. “Offering the Best, the Only, and the Unexpected for 161 Years,” the Hammacher catalog is more fun than the first time you discovered choose-your-own-adventure books. The first…

As anyone reading this knows, ads on the Internet can be pretty damn stupid. My personal favorite is the one that informs me, proud owner of a perfectly functional MacBook…

This is in fact the third time I’ve tried to start a blog. The first time was a “random thoughts” blog, which fell through because I wasn’t motivated enough to…