UNREASONABLY DANGEROUS ONION RINGS

This Could Get Ugly

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST IS NOT AS FUNNY AS MOST. IT DOES STILL CONTAIN PUPPY PICTURES AND COMICS THOUGH, SO YOU KNOW . . . I follow a blog called “The Friendly Atheist,” written by Hemant Mehta. He generally deals with the news stories surrounding atheism with tact and dignity,…

The People You Meet At Climbing Gyms

I live in Boulder, CO and have recently been getting my climbing fix at Movement Climbing and Fitness, a new gym near my apartment. It is a fantastically cool gym with a Facebook page and a huge wall and other things as well, including people. I am an extremely cynical…

Country Singers Are Insensitive/Naive Jackasses Part 2

I didn’t want to use the same title because that’s lazy, and I didn’t want to make a new one because I’m lazy, so I used a glib and not especially witty one which is also lazy. Deal with it. Alan Jackson – Where I Come From My mustache allows…

I Have Found My Competition. Irony Is Involved.

I was browsing the Intertubes today for a group project involving blogs and found a blog called “Surrounded by Stupidity.” It is written by “Ella Vader” from “Friendville, USA,” both of which I am guessing are fake. Her mission statement is: “This page is dedicated to all the stupidity I…

Sharp? No. Tools? Often. I Give You Country Singers.

Darryl Worley – Sounds Like Life To Me Hi. I’m a bad friend. And also a dick. The Message You’re Supposed To Get:Life sucks, but keep your head up and you’ll be fine. The song starts with a phone call to Darryl from his buddy’s wife, explaining that Johnny Ray…

Man Sees Something, All Rational Thought Ceases Henceforth

Angus Bohanon: Boy Genius woke up this morning (morning being a loosely applied term) and took a shower. He sat down in front of his computer and started to read through the day’s news. He scowled intelligently. Apparently, read Angusbohanonboygenius, a man in Jonesborough, Tennessee, woke up a couple of…

Why Not To Take Advice From The Internet

Don’t get me wrong, the Internet is great. It’s full of porn, Backcountry.com, games, and I’m sure lots of other things as well. And if you want something scientific like special relativity, the issue of incoherent douchetards with nothing to occupy their time doesn’t really come into play. This doesn’t…

Slim Thug For The Aristocrat In You

Ah, Slim Thug. What a sophisticated gentleman. Anyway, it has come to my attention that some of the classier folks in the world are somewhat confused by the lyrical diction that Stayve Jerome Thomas has chosen for his music. Ergo, I have undertaken a translation of one of his pieces,…

Oh For Fuck’s Sake

I have a longer post coming on Friday, but I found this today (thanks to Consumerist) and thought it deserved a mention. It’s the HD VISION ULTRAS (in all caps because the guy in the video is yelling and because…well…it’s an infomercial). Imagine if the whole world was in HD…