NUMBER ONE THREAT TO AMERICA: MORE COFFEE

Earlier this month, Starbucks released the Trenta in stores across the country.  The Trenta is a 31-ounce cup of coffee, only for use in their iced drinks.  They've been testing it since last January, and apparently it's doing well enough to implement.  The main objection that most people seem to have, and I do not... Continue Reading →

ON SELF-ELECTROCUTION AND LITIGIOUSNESS

Let me explain to you what electrocution means.  I have no doubt that many of you have hear the word before, probably from someone who told you that they electrocuted themselves while unplugging something.  A Google search for "electrocuted myself," even excluding the word "almost," turns up over 11,000 results. The problem is that "electrocute"... Continue Reading →

FACEBOOK: ENEMY OF JESUS

This is the Reverend Cedric Miller. He is one of the leaders of the Living Word Christian Fellowship, and he hates Facebook.  So much, in fact that he's telling all the other church leaders to cancel their Facebook accounts or resign from the church. Why?  Because it promotes marital infidelity. You see, Cedric provides marriage... Continue Reading →

TIDES! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY WORK?

There is an organization in this country called the American Atheists.  They're mostly dedicated to maintaining the separation of church and state, but they have some other assorted causes.  One thing that got them a fucking gigantic amount of press recently is these billboards. Now, they're not supposed to be inherently offensive, and I think they're... Continue Reading →

WHEN BEING AN IGNORANT RACIST COMES BACK TO BITE YOU

Up until September, Pawel and Ola were relatively content people.  They were highschool sweethearts, happily married, and thought "that Jews were the biggest plague and the worst evil of this world." Yes, you see, Pawel and Ola were skinheads.  Neo-Nazis.  The modern stragglers from a 70-year-old movement driven mainly by Hitler's religious dogma and his... Continue Reading →

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