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SIX MORE CATASTROPHICALLY USELESS CONCEPT CARS
I have written about concept cars twice before. First up was GM, whose car concepts sucked in a kind of general way, but weren’t really inherently impossible. Then there was the list of concept cars on Walyou, which were picked solely (as far as I can tell) because the person who…
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A COLORFUL HOME ACCESSORY (WAITING TO KILL YOU)
Dominic Wilcox is a designer. “Designer” is a dangerous term, because it usually means some crazy person with ridiculous ideas who then makes CAD drawings or actual mock-ups of his crazy ideas and yet, for some goddamn reason, I appear to be the only person to notice that said idea…
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WHEN BEING AN IGNORANT RACIST COMES BACK TO BITE YOU
Up until September, Pawel and Ola were relatively content people. They were highschool sweethearts, happily married, and thought “that Jews were the biggest plague and the worst evil of this world.” Yes, you see, Pawel and Ola were skinheads. Neo-Nazis. The modern stragglers from a 70-year-old movement driven mainly by…
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THE MOST VICIOUS HYPOCRISY SINCE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH (PART TWO)
So when we left off, PETA was so ferociously anti-cruelty that they had stopped paying any attention to what that actually means. Here’s a few basic points that I started to touch on last time.
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THE MOST VICIOUS HYPOCRISY SINCE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH (PART ONE)
I assume you’ve heard of PETA, right? People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals? Well this one’s been brewing for a while. I used to think that they were overreactive, irritating neo-liberals with stupid ad campaigns and a seriously illogical fervor for animal rights. Turns out they’re far more evil…
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BECAUSE I’M A PERSON TOO
Ok underlings, pay attention. I’m not a great person. In fact, many of my friends would tell you that I’m kind of an asshole. I own stuff I don’t need, I rarely tip anyone who works behind a counter, and I have a hickey right now from a girl whose…
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NO ONE COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING
Let’s say you’re a Swedish schoolgirl. You have a test coming up, and you don’t know what’s on it, because let’s face it, that’s kind of why they do those.
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Attention Women: Secretly You Don’t Want A Personality
If you’re reading this, you may be a woman. In that case, you probably want men to like you, and even if you don’t, you probably want someone to like you. Furthermore, as we traipse daintily down the yellow brick road of logical progression toward the Oz of me actually…
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The Prestige
Remember The Prestige? That awesome movie? Remember how the phrase “the prestige” refers to when they reveal the end of the trick and it’s awesome? Well this is the answers to the quiz, so it’s kinda like that. Now I’m burning up precious words here, so I’m going to cut…
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