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A STUPID ACCESSORY FOR AN OBSOLETE PRODUCT
It’s the year 2011, and you know what’s really starting to take off in the world of music? CDs. Yes, CDs, the newest and shiniest addition to the music consumption market, are capable of holding up to 20 songs at once. Now granted, you can’t erase the songs, or add…
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IN WHICH I EXPLAIN THIS NEW HOROSCOPE CRAP FOR THE PEANUT GALLERY
I’m sure most of you have heard that your star sign has changed. I’m equally sure that most of you don’t know why it’s changed, because the media made this sound like a magical astronomer conspiracy of doom, rather than something that no human being has anything to do with. They…
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FIVE GREEN GADGETS FOR GUYS (YOU DON’T LIKE)
Look, I’m sorry I use Inhabitat so much. But they’re idiots. It’s a great source of material. That said, here’s their list of “Top 5 Green Gadgets For Guys.” 1. The Citizen Ecodrive Watch Technically this is hundreds of watches, because all of Citizen’s watches are solar powered, or “fueled…
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THE WORST COFFEE SPILL EVER
Let’s talk about coffee. You’ve had it. You’ve spilled it. What’s the worst that could happen? Stuff gets wet, and you have less coffee. No biggie. But what if you spill it on your keyboard?
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FACEBOOK: ENEMY OF JESUS
This is the Reverend Cedric Miller. He is one of the leaders of the Living Word Christian Fellowship, and he hates Facebook. So much, in fact that he’s telling all the other church leaders to cancel their Facebook accounts or resign from the church. Why? Because it promotes marital infidelity.
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POSSIBILIANISM: WHY YOUR OPINION IS INCORRECT
This is a bit of a heavy one, and it’s a topic that’s very important to me. If you want to talk about it more, please email me, there’s a contact tab at the top of the page. Don’t clutter up the comments section with your attempts at dismissive one-liners. This…
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SOMETIMES BEING WRONG ISN’T YOUR FAULT. THIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE TIMES.
I have mixed feelings about religious people, mainly because I have had mixed experiences with religious people, mainly because religious people are so damn mixed. Some very rough numbers put the number of religious people (technically, people who picked a religion on a recent survey) in the US at around 255…
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YOU PROBABLY JUST SHOULDN’T BUY A COMPUTER AT ALL…
A man named Joshua Kors wrote an article in the Huffington Post. It’s called “Why I’m Returning My iMac.” It turns out that the reason is that he’s a slobbering moron. Let’s journey through his reasoning.
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TIDES! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY WORK?
There is an organization in this country called the American Atheists. They’re mostly dedicated to maintaining the separation of church and state, but they have some other assorted causes. One thing that got them a fucking gigantic amount of press recently is these billboards. Now, they’re not supposed to be inherently…
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UNREASONABLY DANGEROUS ONION RINGS 