Have you missed me? Trick question; I know you've missed me. Frankly, the main reason I haven't been writing is laziness. I make no bones about it. The second reason is that I got hit by a car in April and broke four bones in my hand, and the third is that I had a... Continue Reading →
ON SELF-ELECTROCUTION AND LITIGIOUSNESS
Let me explain to you what electrocution means. I have no doubt that many of you have hear the word before, probably from someone who told you that they electrocuted themselves while unplugging something. A Google search for "electrocuted myself," even excluding the word "almost," turns up over 11,000 results. The problem is that "electrocute"... Continue Reading →
THE SUN DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU
Angeles Duran is a woman in Spain who claims to own the Sun. Not in the sense that she regularly kicks the Sun's ass at sports, in the sense that it legally belongs to her. She defends her claim by saying: There was no snag, I backed my claim legally, I am not stupid, I... Continue Reading →