In April of 2009, I started this blog to give myself an outlet for the stupidity and irrationality of the world. I get angry about a lot of things in the world, and the blog was how I got angry without getting angry at anyone. Internally, once I'd written about something, it was done. I... Continue Reading →
18 REASONS WHY I AM WRONG: A RESPONSE
Two weeks ago, in my triumphant return to writing, as I am determined to keep calling it, I wrote a piece called Six Reasons You Shouldn't Take Dietary Advice From Cavemen. It was on my blog and I posted it to the Facebook page, anticipating the usual 300 or so pageviews. Then the post hit /r/paleo,... Continue Reading →
A NOTE ON MY LONG ABSENCE
It's hard to say what inspires me to write this blog, but obviously whatever I've been doing since October isn't it. I've only written three things in the last eight months, and let's be honest, that last one was shit. The one about comets and crap was pretty good though. Anyway. I think part of it... Continue Reading →
THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO’S BEEN PAYING ATTENTION
So at some point last … early this month, the blog surpassed 200,000 all-time pageviews. I was going to make a big deal out of it, but I forgot and now we're at 202 thousand and something, so yeah. Thanks to everyone who reads the blog, "likes" the Facebook page, and follows me on Twitter.... Continue Reading →
BECAUSE I’M A PERSON TOO
Ok underlings, pay attention. I'm not a great person. In fact, many of my friends would tell you that I'm kind of an asshole. I own stuff I don't need, I rarely tip anyone who works behind a counter, and I have a hickey right now from a girl whose name I'm pretty sure I... Continue Reading →
THOUGHTS ON THANKSGIVING
I am writing this post because I think it's important and also because I am in my apartment alone and have literally no plans for Thanksgiving. I'll probably have a traditional meal of…eggs. So, let's talk about the theme of Thanksgiving. Giving thanks. But here's the thing: who do you thank? Let's say you're healthy.... Continue Reading →
