DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK
In April of 2009, I started this blog to give myself an outlet for the stupidity and irrationality of the world. I get angry about a lot of things in…
Category: Personal
18 REASONS WHY I AM WRONG: A RESPONSE
Two weeks ago, in my triumphant return to writing, as I am determined to keep calling it, I wrote a piece called Six Reasons You Shouldn’t Take Dietary Advice From Cavemen.…
A NOTE ON MY LONG ABSENCE
It’s hard to say what inspires me to write this blog, but obviously whatever I’ve been doing since October isn’t it. I’ve only written three things in the last eight…
THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO’S BEEN PAYING ATTENTION
So at some point last … early this month, the blog surpassed 200,000 all-time pageviews. I was going to make a big deal out of it, but I forgot and…
BECAUSE I’M A PERSON TOO
Ok underlings, pay attention. I’m not a great person. In fact, many of my friends would tell you that I’m kind of an asshole. I own stuff I don’t need,…
THOUGHTS ON THANKSGIVING
I am writing this post because I think it’s important and also because I am in my apartment alone and have literally no plans for Thanksgiving. I’ll probably have a…
Unreasonably Dangerous Onion Rings 