UNREASONABLY DANGEROUS ONION RINGS

  • BLOW ME, YOU’LL FEEL BETTER

    Yes, I know, that was a somewhat crude title.  It is not, however, misleading. You see, a little while ago I read on Inhabitots (Inhabitat’s despicable hellspawn) the following headline: I was intrigued, naturally.  And being a responsible and intelligent member of the human race, I naturally look up the…

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  • 18 COMMENTS ON SCIENCE THAT MAKE ME SAD

    You’ve all heard of Richard Branson, right?  He started Virgin Records from the crypt of a church when he was a teenager and now he’s a multi-billionaire.  He also owns Virgin Atlantic Airways, Virgin Mobile, and 400 other companies.  He also tried to set the speed record for sailing across…

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  • THE HORRIFYING IMPLICATIONS OF CHILDHOOD NUTRITION

    I’m going to show you an advertisement that’s been on TV a lot recently.  If you watch TV, you’ve probably seen it.  What you didn’t see are its terrifying implications.  Here’s the ad. Seems fairly innocent, right?  You even get that fun imagery of the donut with the hole in…

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  • NENDO’S CUTE PLANT-SHAPED AIRLEAF MINI WON’T DO A GODDAMN THING

    Every once in a while, I think about how many of my posts come from Inhabitat.  Sometimes I feel like this blog is just becoming a response blog to everything they post, and I wonder if I should change the name of the blog to some clever pun like Incompitat…

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  • GO AND BE SKINNY SOMEWHERE ELSE

    I go to the gym a lot.  When I say “gym,” I mean a climbing gym because that’s more awesome than what you mean by “gym.” Regardless of where you go to get your swell on, there are probably all shapes and sizes of humans there, from giant marine mammals…

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  • FOR PARENTS WHO DON’T LIKE THEIR CHILDREN

    There is a thing called a Taga.  Apparently, it’s the ultimate bike-stroller combo. I wasn’t aware that bike-stroller combos were a thing, so being the “ultimate” one doesn’t seem like much of an accomplishment, but fine.

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  • TRANSPORTATION IDEAS THAT WON’T WORK (BECAUSE OF SCIENCE): PART 3

    I’ll keep this one short. A company named Innowattech (innovation + watt + tech.  Get it?) wants to put piezoelectric pads under railways to harvest electric energy from passing trains.  Trains roll over the pad, the pads compress, electricity happens, and eco-conscious morons the world over collectively cream their pants…

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  • HYPERSENSITIVITY

    This all started when I was reading Busty Girl Comics.  For the record, BGC are not porn.  I’m sure some disgusting and desperate soul somewhere has masturbated to them, because it’s the internet, but that’s the kind of person who could probably masturbate to pictures of missing children on milk…

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  • TRANSPORTATION IDEAS THAT WON’T WORK (BECAUSE OF SCIENCE): PART 2

    So in our last post that was titled like this, we visited some douche who thinks that he can get energy out of cars by making them worse.  That was a bad idea.  This idea is quite a lot worse.  Here’s the headline: Again, a preposterously bold claim. The idea is…

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