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SOMETHING ELSE YOU’RE PROBABLY WRONG ABOUT
It’s a safe assumption that everyone reading this has a cell phone. But what if that cell phone IS TRYING TO KILL YOU? Now, I should warn you right now that this post is going to use (goddamn) science. I will explain it in terms that an Art History major could…
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PRIUS OWNERS GET SOMETHING TO BITCH ABOUT
I hate Priuses. They are ugly, they are slow, and even in the category in which they’re supposed to shine—fuel efficiency—they come up short. They get worse gas mileage than a VW Golf even at the best of times, and if you drive them hard (like in the mountains), it…
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7 SPENDING SCHEMES WE (STUPID PEOPLE) FALL FOR (BECAUSE WE’RE STUPID).
That title (minus the parenthesized parts) is taken from an article on Yahoo’s Shine blog, which is like if the Lifetime channel got even sappier and less useful and was then put in writing. It features headlines like “28 ways to save money on food,” which includes gems like “substitute…
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MAN PUNCHES BEAR TRYING TO EAT GOAT
What? I know. Put your brain back in, that’s the actual headline and I could find no room in it for improvement. Here’s the story.
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A Study of Asshats
Ponder, for a moment, the asshat. First Images result. No surprise there. “Asshat” may be an unfamiliar term for many of you, though rest assured, you know one or two. An asshat is irritating for no apparent reason, but not to a level of severity sufficient to earn the term…
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Amazing.
I am not posting this because I have anything negative to say about it. I am posting it because everyone deserves a moment, every once in a while, whence their imagination is overwhelmed. Everyone has the right, now and then, to involuntarily drop their jaw in amazement. I am posting…
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Hello Ladies.
Look at your god . . . Now back to me . . . Now back to your god . . . Now back to me. Sadly, your god’s not me, but if he stopped being an irritatingly self-contradictory artifact of public delusion and started talking like Morgan Freeman, he…
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The Guessing Game, Version [Large Number]
I’m going to show you a photo, and you won’t know what it is, except secretly you totally will and you won’t want to say anything in case you’re wrong, except you’re not. Here it is. Ahem. That, ladies and gentleman, is not only a woman’s personal massaging device, it…
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The World’s Most Expensive . . .
“After years of research and development, we were ready to build this unique vehicle”– Anders Lynge, designer “Innovative thinking and quality craftsmanship . . . guaranteed to give you an exceptional driving experience”– Gizmag It has double-wishbone suspension. It has hydraulic brakes. It has a drivetrain from the same people…
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UNREASONABLY DANGEROUS ONION RINGS 