This Actually Happened

Back in May, a 20-year-old girl named Brittany Cantarella hit a 50-year-old man who was trying to cross the street.  She was driving a 2005 Chevy Monte Carlo and was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.  The man sustained minor facial injuries and was taken to the hospital.

Why am I telling you this?

The man’s name—his full legal name—is Lord Jesus Christ.

I am ninety percent sure that he looks exactly like this.

I’m also guessing he forgave her.

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