Back in May, a 20-year-old girl named Brittany Cantarella hit a 50-year-old man who was trying to cross the street. She was driving a 2005 Chevy Monte Carlo and was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk. The man sustained minor facial injuries and was taken to the hospital.
Why am I telling you this?
The man’s name—his full legal name—is Lord Jesus Christ.
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| I am ninety percent sure that he looks exactly like this. |
I’m also guessing he forgave her.
Unreasonably Dangerous Onion Rings 