Now play this video as the background music for the rest of the post. Repeat as necessary.
This is a little insight into how I do things.
1) Encounter funny/facepalmy stories on the interwebs.
2) Bookmark them.
3) Write about them.
Now, recently, I’ve been finding lots of stuff to write about, but not actually writing, so I’m a little backed up. As such, I have 26 bookmarks, each of which I want to write about, but if I do one every three days and make them longer posts like I usually do, it’ll take several months, and I’ll never catch up.
Here’s the plan.
Since my girlfriend/climbing partner is leaving town for a week, I’ll have a lot of time free, and I’m going to be posting shorter posts. Little snippets, brief editorials, curtailed excerpts of my personal genius, if you will.
But wait, you cry, that means less awesome! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
True. It does. So to make up for it, I’ll be putting up a new post . . .
. . . wait for it . . .
EVERY GODDAMN DAY.
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| Does that blow your mind? THAT. JUST. HAPPENED. |
For as long as I can keep it up. You’re welcome.
Unreasonably Dangerous Onion Rings 