I found this picture via Jalopnik. I was compelled to write about it.
No caption is necessary. Keep looking at the picture.
That is the KAMAZ-4326, a Russian truck built specifically for the Dakar Rally. It has won the Dakar Rally a record 9 times, and won every single stage of the 2010 race. It has a huge diesel engine and is designed to carry lots of weight into inaccessible areas (most of Russia) at very high speeds. Drivers of the KAMAZ are required to have testicles big enough to generate their own tidal pull. Here’s why (warning: terrible Russian techno soundtrack).
Your man-parts are barely adequate to watch this video, let alone drive that truck.
This is not a stupid post in any way, it’s just higher levels of awesome than I thought one man could experience, so I put it up.