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4 REASONS SOLAR ROADWAYS ARE FUCKING STUPID

The idea of solar roadways has been around for a while, and I haven’t said anything about it because I thought it was self-evident how stupid it was. I was wrong. The Indiegogo page raised $2.2 million and recently, prototypes have been built, to much applause from the environmentally-minded. So now, instead of just being a moronic idea, this is a moronic idea that a lot of people are giving a lot of money to. And since I am sick and tired of the collective societal delusion surrounding this FLAMING GARBAGE PILE OF AN IDEA, I’ve decided to point out the myriad flaws with it.

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APPROXIMATELY AS USEFUL AS…WELL, A PEDAL-POWERED SUBMARINE.

French people are crazy, right?  Right.

I have it on good authority that they value sleep over national security.

I have it on good authority that they value sleep over national security.

So when I heard that some French engineers had designed a pedal-powered submarine, I had to check that shit out.  Here it is.

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