It's no secret on this blog that I'm not a fan of Meghan Trainor. She's supremely annoying at best and promoting unhealthy body image lessons at worst. But this new press release of hers is beyond the pale.
First things first: I know this song came out a long time ago. I'd love to tell you that the reason I have taken this long to address it is that I wanted to be very careful and deliberate about how I broke down exactly what is wrong with the song and its message. Unfortunately,... Continue Reading →
"Baby" by Justin Bieber is the most watched video on Youtube. It's been seen close to 700 million times for a collective watching time that would make you sad, so you can do the math yourself because I'm not telling you. It has garnered over seven million comments, and even if you think Justin Bieber's... Continue Reading →
First, I should note something. For the purpose of this article, I'm going to assume that the main female character in everyone of Carrie Underwood's songs is her, and that all of the things they (she) go (goes) through actually happened to her. I'm doing this for two reasons: first, because she actually is that... Continue Reading →
So you all know who Justin Bieber is. That's a statement of fact, because everyone knows who he is, because for some goddamn reason his "Baby" video is the most viewed thing of all time. OF ALL TIME! That video right there has been viewed four hundred and fifty-six million motherfucking times. That's by far the... Continue Reading →