BLOW ME, YOU’LL FEEL BETTER

Yes, I know, that was a somewhat crude title.  It is not, however, misleading. You see, a little while ago I read on Inhabitots (Inhabitat's despicable hellspawn) the following headline: I was intrigued, naturally.  And being a responsible and intelligent member of the human race, I naturally look up the original study every time the... Continue Reading →

FOR PARENTS WHO DON’T LIKE THEIR CHILDREN

There is a thing called a Taga.  Apparently, it's the ultimate bike-stroller combo. I wasn't aware that bike-stroller combos were a thing, so being the "ultimate" one doesn't seem like much of an accomplishment, but fine. Now, you may have looked at that headline and had a vague sense of foreboding.  A feeling of dread,... Continue Reading →

NUMBER ONE THREAT TO AMERICA: MORE COFFEE

Earlier this month, Starbucks released the Trenta in stores across the country.  The Trenta is a 31-ounce cup of coffee, only for use in their iced drinks.  They've been testing it since last January, and apparently it's doing well enough to implement.  The main objection that most people seem to have, and I do not... Continue Reading →

THIS ISN’T ROCKET SURGERY

First things first.  This story came from Inhabitat.  Based on the vast majority of my previous experience with Inhabitat, we can immediately assume that they don't know what the fuck they're talking about.  Second, they're talking about space and rockets, and based on my previous experience with basically any news source, no one knows what the... Continue Reading →

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