PIZZA ≠ VEGETABLE
Back in November, Congress declared that pizza was a vegetable in a funding bill that addressed subsidization of school lunches. A rider to the bill stipulated that ice cream counts…
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ATTENTION FACEBOOK VIGILANTES: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Recently a friend of mine posted this on his Facebook wall. All I did was blank out the names. “Wow,” I thought to myself, “those are both perfectly reasonable reactions…
Unreasonably Dangerous Onion Rings 