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SOMEONE HAS PROBABLY FUCKED THAT HOLE.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mr-magoo-the-cat-sticking-out-his-tongue-looking-goofy.png</image:loc><image:title>mr-magoo-the-cat-sticking-out-his-tongue-looking-goofy</image:title><image:caption>Enjoy this visual aid.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/human-hand-holding-banana-28944031.jpg</image:loc><image:title>human-hand-holding-banana-28944031</image:title><image:caption>No.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/a-crystal-ball-008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A-crystal-ball-008</image:title><image:caption>I'm seeing…that you want me to draw little circles with my fingertip…</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-08-15T15:20:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2015/04/11/why-i-am-not-all-about-all-about-that-bass/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/mi0003879089.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MI0003879089</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/2b341f6b6e1cc5d2shakira_ap01pp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2b341f6b6e1cc5d2shakira_ap01pp</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/b1edduxcaaeh_rb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>B1EDdUXCAAEH_RB</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/adrian-peterson-workout.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Adrian-Peterson-workout</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/uspw_6824646.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NFL: New England Patriots at Miami Dolphins</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/chris-pratt-guardians-body.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chris-pratt-guardians-body</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/h1fx6x0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>H1Fx6X0</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/hannah-davis-swimsuit-cover-reveal-2015.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hannah-davis-swimsuit-cover-reveal-2015</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/screenshot-2015-03-08-19-25-41.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-03-08 19.25.41</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2024-04-24T04:33:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2015/03/21/why-cats-kick-themselves-in-the-face/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/cats-im-going-to-kick-my-ass.gif</image:loc><image:title>Cats-Im-going-to-kick-my-ass</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/5flt1hr.gif</image:loc><image:title>5fLT1Hr</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/jjgqdvt.gif</image:loc><image:title>JjGqDvT</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/nsc3r.gif</image:loc><image:title>nSC3r</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/zqxa1wz.gif</image:loc><image:title>zqXA1WZ</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-07-22T10:05:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2015/04/04/space-based-solar-power-dont-get-too-excited/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ff637.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ff637</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/sun-photo-solar-filament-101118-02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sun-photo-solar-filament-101118-02</image:title><image:caption>In case you forgot what the Sun was.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/orbit-iss.png</image:loc><image:title>Orbit - ISS</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/orbit-leo.png</image:loc><image:title>Orbit - LEO</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/moonraker_station_-_profile_image.png</image:loc><image:title>Moonraker_Station_-_Profile_Image</image:title><image:caption>Artist's approximation.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/6a00d8341bf67c53ef015438a46e3d970c-500wi.png</image:loc><image:title>6a00d8341bf67c53ef015438a46e3d970c-500wi</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/night-sky-in-yosemite-by-nimishgogri.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Night-Sky-In-Yosemite-by-nimishgogri</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/orbit-geosynchronous.png</image:loc><image:title>Orbit - Geosynchronous</image:title><image:caption>This is how far away geosynchronous orbit is, relative to the size of the earth.  The arrow is just for illustration, and does not represent a giant space arrow orbiting the planet.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/clouds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clouds</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/screen-shot-2015-03-30-at-2-39-58-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-03-30 at 2.39.58 PM</image:title><image:caption>Citation very much provided.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-07T08:53:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2015/04/20/three-reasons-this-rocket-wont-send-us-to-mars/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/the-martian-20th-century-fox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-martian-20th-century-fox</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/screen-shot-2015-04-19-at-9-02-24-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-04-19 at 9.02.24 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/iphone_4_space.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iphone_4_space</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/08002324.jpg</image:loc><image:title>08002324</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/nuclear-cooling-towers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nuclear-cooling-towers</image:title><image:caption>That's what these are.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-08T18:41:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2015/07/27/13-stupid-people-say-stupid-things-about-gay-marriage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/1e19b8f31fe98330bcffc7e9df6b2cf3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1e19b8f31fe98330bcffc7e9df6b2cf3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/other_health_care_mandates.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anthony Kennedy</image:title><image:caption>FILE - In this Jan. 31, 2011, file photo U.S. Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy presides over a representation of "The Trial of Hamlet" at the Shakespeare Center of Los Angeles. During Supreme Courts arguments last week over the constitutionality of the health care law Justice Kennedy mused that Congress could have created a Medicare-style program for the uninsured, run exclusively by the government without the involvement of private insurers.  (AP Photo/Damian Dovarganes, File)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/little-rock-nine-blocked.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Little-Rock-Nine-Blocked</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/800px-wallace_at_university_of_alabama_edit2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>800px-Wallace_at_University_of_Alabama_edit2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/screen-shot-2015-07-20-at-3-06-12-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-07-20 at 3.06.12 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/apocalypse-311.jpg</image:loc><image:title>apocalypse-311</image:title><image:caption>The year was 2015. San Francisco, having already achieved a critical saturation of homosexuality, was the first to fall.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/screen-shot-2015-07-20-at-11-15-39-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-07-20 at 11.15.39 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/screen-shot-2015-07-20-at-11-12-54-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-07-20 at 11.12.54 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/screen-shot-2015-07-20-at-10-43-09-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-07-20 at 10.43.09 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/11783054.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11783054</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-08T18:40:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2016/01/15/the-new-england-patriots-star-wars-video-is-fucking-stupid/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-14-at-3-30-49-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2016-01-14 at 3.30.49 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/ea1ab78801cabfbec5f6846dcfe068d3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ea1ab78801cabfbec5f6846dcfe068d3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/24-starkiller.jpg</image:loc><image:title>24 - Starkiller</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/23-eli-luke.png</image:loc><image:title>23 - Eli Luke</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/22-gronk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>22 - Gronk</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/21-stormtrooper.gif</image:loc><image:title>21 - Stormtrooper</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/20-white-players.png</image:loc><image:title>20 - White players</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/19-pats-players.png</image:loc><image:title>19 - Pats Players</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/18-brady-face.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/17-brady-edelman.gif</image:loc><image:title>17 - Brady Edelman</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-08T18:35:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2016/04/09/batman-v-superman-is-bad-this-is-not-why/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/13-momoa-aquaman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>13 - momoa aquaman</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/12-aquaman-comic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12 - aquaman comic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/11-flash.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11 - flash</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/10-barry-allen.png</image:loc><image:title>10 - Barry Allen</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/9-gadot-okamoto.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/8-jimmy-olsen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8 - Jimmy Olsen</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/7-senator-finch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>7 - senator finch</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/6-wonder-woman.gif</image:loc><image:title>6 - wonder woman</image:title><image:caption>LITERALLY first into the fight. Stabs the monster with a sword while Batman and Superman watch.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/5-stan-lee-drink.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5 - stan lee drink</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/4-wonder-woman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4 - wonder 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Shot 2015-03-02 at 5.04.32 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/screen-shot-2015-03-02-at-4-21-40-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-03-02 at 4.21.40 PM</image:title><image:caption>Nothing says legitimate scientific knowledge like a winky face with its tongue out.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/screen-shot-2015-03-02-at-4-13-41-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-03-02 at 4.13.41 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Terrier Time To Shop (Part II)</image:title><image:caption>Somehow less intimidating.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/pancho0008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pancho0008</image:title><image:caption>This creature has not the slightest idea what's going on around it, or possibly even right in front of it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/12377536_10153295847957113_5109235482499419678_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12377536_10153295847957113_5109235482499419678_o</image:title><image:caption>Note that she is not dead.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/8d645-screenshot2010-03-08at10-12-49am.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8d645-screenshot2010-03-08at10-12-49am</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-29T15:55:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2016/01/30/2-super-bowl-myths-that-wont-die/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/the-incredible-hulk-tv-show-writer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-Incredible-Hulk-TV-Show-Writer</image:title><image:caption>Pictured: the average male sports fan, apparently.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-29-at-11-11-42-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2016-01-29 at 11.11.42 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-29-at-10-53-51-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2016-01-29 at 10.53.51 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-29-at-10-53-34-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2016-01-29 at 10.53.34 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-29-at-10-53-13-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2016-01-29 at 10.53.13 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/newspaper_kitten.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Newspaper_Kitten</image:title><image:caption>This is probably not a picture of Laura Flanders.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/kittens.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kittens</image:title><image:caption>Hey look! Kittens!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/acid_picdump_08-500x370.jpg</image:loc><image:title>acid_picdump_08-500x370</image:title><image:caption>Calm down with some kittens.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10</image:title><image:caption>This article is full of some pretty heavy subject matter. To alleviate the tension, I'm going to sprinkle kitten photos throughout.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-12T02:18:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/03/28/5-songs-that-prove-you-shouldnt-take-advice-from-carrie-underwood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/cowboy-casanova-face.gif</image:loc><image:title>Cowboy Casanova Face</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/screen-shot-2015-04-22-at-11-09-58-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-04-22 at 11.09.58 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/underwood-comic.png</image:loc><image:title>Underwood Comic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/6a00d8341fd10e53ef01a3fcb94e8e970b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6a00d8341fd10e53ef01a3fcb94e8e970b</image:title><image:caption>Dammit woman, can you not SEE that I have better things to do?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/park-in-the-snow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>park-in-the-snow</image:title><image:caption>Sorry, I was thinking about some stuff or whatever.  We cool?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/screen-shot-2015-04-22-at-11-08-12-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-04-22 at 11.08.12 AM</image:title><image:caption>It appears to have literally been through hell.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/shockwave-flash-chrome-plug-in-host.png</image:loc><image:title>Shockwave Flash (Chrome Plug-In Host)</image:title><image:caption>Subtlety is not one of Carrie's strong suits.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-08-13T15:36:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2010/04/16/concept-cars-that-you-might-think-are-cool-but-youre-wrong/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/volt.png</image:loc><image:title>VOLT</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jag-xf.png</image:loc><image:title>JAG XF</image:title><image:caption>Exhibit B: The Jaguar XF.  Concept on top.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/avant-garde-lexus-transperant-car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>avant-garde-lexus-transperant-car</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/large-image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Large Image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/eco-cityants-concept.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eco-cityants-concept</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jn6sygv.gif</image:loc><image:title>JN6sYGV</image:title><image:caption>Pictured: a conundrum.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/eco-peugeot-globule-electric-car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eco-peugeot-globule-electric-car</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/urban-scarab-vehicle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>urban-scarab-vehicle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/2011-lexus-rx-350-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2011-lexus-rx-350-5</image:title><image:caption>Except it totally is. It's a Toyota RAV4 (good car), wrapped in ugly bodywork, with less features, and for $18,000 more. For which price you could get an Audi Q5 which is better in every way and doesn't have the word Lexus anywhere about its person.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/eco-rca-concept-car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eco-RCA-concept-car</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-16T22:31:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2010/09/01/what-is-this-i-dont-even/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/fuzzy-friends.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fuzzy-friends</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/495219287_fb1ffbbf5d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>495219287_fb1ffbbf5d</image:title><image:caption>This is the appropriate reaction.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/3ae1e-electroluxbiorobotrefrigeratorbyyuriydmitrievc2bbyankodesign-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3ae1e-electroluxbiorobotrefrigeratorbyyuriydmitrievc2bbyankodesign-1</image:title><image:caption>Goody fucking gumdrops.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/bio_robo3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bio_robo3</image:title><image:caption>Wat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ed789-electroluxbiorobotrefrigeratorbyyuriydmitrievc2bbyankodesign1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ed789-electroluxbiorobotrefrigeratorbyyuriydmitrievc2bbyankodesign</image:title><image:caption>The fuck is this?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/dad59-electroluxbiorobotrefrigeratorbyyuriydmitrievc2bbyankodesign-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dad59-electroluxbiorobotrefrigeratorbyyuriydmitrievc2bbyankodesign-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/godfreykneller-isaacnewton-1689.jpg</image:loc><image:title>godfreykneller-isaacnewton-1689</image:title><image:caption>This dude in the stupendous wig agrees with me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ed789-electroluxbiorobotrefrigeratorbyyuriydmitrievc2bbyankodesign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ed789-electroluxbiorobotrefrigeratorbyyuriydmitrievc2bbyankodesign</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/3ae1e-electroluxbiorobotrefrigeratorbyyuriydmitrievc2bbyankodesign-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3ae1e-electroluxbiorobotrefrigeratorbyyuriydmitrievc2bbyankodesign-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/dad59-electroluxbiorobotrefrigeratorbyyuriydmitrievc2bbyankodesign-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dad59-electroluxbiorobotrefrigeratorbyyuriydmitrievc2bbyankodesign-2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-08T17:50:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2014/05/17/when-you-wish-upon-a-star/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/orion1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orion1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/55816911.jpg</image:loc><image:title>55816911</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/when-you-wish-upon-a-star-that-star-is-dead-just-like-your-dreams1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>when-you-wish-upon-a-star-that-star-is-dead-just-like-your-dreams</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/when-you-wish-upon-a-star-that-star-is-dead-just-like-your-dreams.jpg</image:loc><image:title>when-you-wish-upon-a-star-that-star-is-dead-just-like-your-dreams</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-17T22:12:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2015/03/14/not-fat-enough/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/screen-shot-2015-03-13-at-2-00-47-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-03-13 at 2.00.47 PM</image:title><image:caption>THIS IS WHAT REAL WRITING LOOKS LIKE #nomakeup #noproofreading #realwomencantspell</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/o-aerie-570.png</image:loc><image:title>o-AERIE-570</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/aeriereal_3_1200.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aeriereal_3_1200</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/dirkcrystal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dirkcrystal</image:title><image:caption>Because that's classier.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cuban_trophy_cigar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cuban_trophy_cigar</image:title><image:caption>Because god forbid you should sully their classy image.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/630_sb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>630_sb</image:title><image:caption>It starts out with girls in bikinis and ends with a shitload of people getting shot.  It is not a light-hearted film.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/screen-shot-2015-03-09-at-10-37-27-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-03-09 at 10.37.27 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/38.jpg</image:loc><image:title>38</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/osqkdo2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oSqkDO2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-04T18:07:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2013/03/10/the-most-awesome-thing-in-space-if-you-have-the-maturity-of-a-twelve-year-old/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/e3f8d-leda-and-the-swan-in-the-palace-of-fesch-ajaccio1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e3f8d-leda-and-the-swan-in-the-palace-of-fesch-ajaccio</image:title><image:caption>This is a depiction of how Helen, the woman over whom the Trojan War was fought, was conceived.  It was not consensual.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/a2931-orion_composite11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a2931-orion_composite1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/d54ff-fig1_full1.png</image:loc><image:title>d54ff-fig1_full</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/c7919-fig2_full1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c7919-fig2_full</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ffy6n9b.gif</image:loc><image:title>fFy6N9b</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/8558e-knocknevis1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8558e-knocknevis</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/c7919-fig2_full.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c7919-fig2_full</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/a2931-orion_composite1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a2931-orion_composite1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/e3f8d-leda-and-the-swan-in-the-palace-of-fesch-ajaccio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e3f8d-leda-and-the-swan-in-the-palace-of-fesch-ajaccio</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/d54ff-fig1_full.png</image:loc><image:title>d54ff-fig1_full</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-09T16:06:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/01/10/tides-how-the-fuck-do-they-work/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/ce6ac-tides.png</image:loc><image:title>ce6ac-tides</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/e4ed2-youtube-billo_reillyvs-davidsilverman_youknowthey_reallscams.png</image:loc><image:title>e4ed2-youtube-billo_reillyvs-davidsilverman_youknowthey_reallscams</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/a09ab-billboards.png</image:loc><image:title>a09ab-billboards</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T11:26:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2012/10/27/electroluxs-ten-design-lab-finalists-are-all-fucking-stupid-part-two/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ca742-magedurger_halbkugeln_luftpumpe_deutsches_museum.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>ca742-magedurger_halbkugeln_luftpumpe_deutsches_museum</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/f787f-18113_impress_still_005_pn.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>f787f-18113_impress_still_005_pn</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/f0c07-18101_memory_v02.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>f0c07-18101_memory_v02</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/c185a-18109_tastee_v04_without_pot.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>c185a-18109_tastee_v04_without_pot</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ab179-18122_spummy_v04.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>ab179-18122_spummy_v04</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/db863-18119_treat_v3_prt1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>db863-18119_treat_v3_prt1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-11T21:40:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2010/06/14/your-dirty-little-secret/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/mr-burns.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mr-burns</image:title><image:caption>Excellent.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/fatmanrefrigerator.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FatManRefrigerator</image:title><image:caption>Side note: the gravitational pull of your refrigerator is not responsible for your fatness.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/d3336-screenshot2010-06-02at1-31-02pm1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d3336-screenshot2010-06-02at1-31-02pm</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/4c5e1-horoscopespecific1.png</image:loc><image:title>4c5e1-horoscopespecific</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/0996c-horoscopevague1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0996c-horoscopevague</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/4c5e1-horoscopespecific.png</image:loc><image:title>4c5e1-horoscopespecific</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/d3336-screenshot2010-06-02at1-31-02pm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d3336-screenshot2010-06-02at1-31-02pm</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/0996c-horoscopevague.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0996c-horoscopevague</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-11T20:28:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2014/12/08/i-watched-vertical-limit-again-so-you-dont-have-to/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/vertical-limit-2000-720p-brrip-x264-yify_3_24.gif</image:loc><image:title>Vertical.Limit.2000.720p.BrRip.x264.YIFY_3_24</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/vertical-limit-2000-720p-brrip-x264-yify_3_23.gif</image:loc><image:title>Vertical.Limit.2000.720p.BrRip.x264.YIFY_3_23</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/vertical-limit-2000-720p-brrip-x264-yify_3_22.gif</image:loc><image:title>Vertical.Limit.2000.720p.BrRip.x264.YIFY_3_22</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/vertical-limit-2000-720p-brrip-x264-yify_3_21.gif</image:loc><image:title>Vertical.Limit.2000.720p.BrRip.x264.YIFY_3_21</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/vertical-limit-2000-720p-brrip-x264-yify_3_20.gif</image:loc><image:title>Vertical.Limit.2000.720p.BrRip.x264.YIFY_3_20</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/vertical-limit-2000-720p-brrip-x264-yify_3_19.gif</image:loc><image:title>Vertical.Limit.2000.720p.BrRip.x264.YIFY_3_19</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/vertical-limit-2000-720p-brrip-x264-yify_3_18.gif</image:loc><image:title>Vertical.Limit.2000.720p.BrRip.x264.YIFY_3_18</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/vertical-limit-2000-720p-brrip-x264-yify_3_17.gif</image:loc><image:title>Vertical.Limit.2000.720p.BrRip.x264.YIFY_3_17</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/vertical-limit-2000-720p-brrip-x264-yify_3_16.gif</image:loc><image:title>Vertical.Limit.2000.720p.BrRip.x264.YIFY_3_16</image:title><image:caption>Quick! Pile extra shade on top of it!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/vertical-limit-2000-720p-brrip-x264-yify_3_14.gif</image:loc><image:title>Vertical.Limit.2000.720p.BrRip.x264.YIFY_3_14</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-11-06T03:53:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2014/05/24/carole-r-davis-needs-to-shut-the-fuck-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/man-eating-meat-77906112963.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>man-eating-meat-77906112963</image:title><image:caption>Their suffering adds flavor…</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/piranha2.png</image:loc><image:title>piranha2</image:title><image:caption>Seriously.  Piranha 2 was a real thing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/screenshot-2014-05-20-16-18-35.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2014-05-20 16.18.35</image:title><image:caption>Artist's representation.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/glass-of-water-1-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Glass-of-Water-1-1</image:title><image:caption>In much the same way that thirst can be "managed" with water.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/0-hwthitfyxqnra2hb.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>0-hwThItfYXqNRA2HB</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/27791291157677fishjump2322.jpg</image:loc><image:title>27791291157677FishJump2322</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-19T12:05:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2014/03/01/eat-it-britain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/untitled-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Untitled-1</image:title><image:caption>When thousands of Americans gather to look at boats, it's because THEY HAVE FUCKING EXPLOSIVES ON THEM.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/a-voodoo-donuts-in-box.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Voodoo Donuts in box</image:title><image:caption>We're also better at donuts than you are.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/ruffed_grouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ruffed_grouse</image:title><image:caption>It looks like one of the crappier starting Pokemon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/robin_0346s.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robin_0346s</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/nyc-fireworks2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>New York City</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/michael-phelps-won-a-staggering-eight-gold-medals-in-beijing-in-2008-getty-images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michael-Phelps-won-a-staggering-eight-gold-medals-in-Beijing-in-2008-Getty-Images</image:title><image:caption>There are 21 Americans with more than one medal.  There are two from the UK, and they're been in more games than we have.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/hm_the_queens_diamond_jubilee_river_pageant_in_london_mod_45154237.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HM the Queen's Diamond Jubilee River Pageant in London</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/giphy.gif</image:loc><image:title>giphy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/french-fries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>French-Fries</image:title><image:caption>I could apparently do a whole post on the things the British have stolen from the French and then adamantly insisted that they came up with.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/catch-bird-in-hand.gif</image:loc><image:title>catch-bird-in-hand</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-03-26T20:38:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2014/02/22/kickstarter-meet-science/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/screen-shot-2014-02-22-at-5-06-29-pm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-02-22 at 5.06.29 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/screen-shot-2014-02-22-at-5-01-33-pm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-02-22 at 5.01.33 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/822d06eab71e1fc27c0fa236b345e976_large.png</image:loc><image:title>822d06eab71e1fc27c0fa236b345e976_large</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-22T22:41:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2014/02/15/22-stupid-people-holding-signs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/the_difference.png</image:loc><image:title>the_difference</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/weta_engineer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Weta_Engineer</image:title><image:caption>Pictured: not science.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dara_o_briain_1434808c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dara_O_Briain_1434808c</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/stephen-fry-pioneers-of-digital.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stephen-Fry-Pioneers-Of-Digital</image:title><image:caption>Which is how a man who earned a scholarship to Cambridge says "shut the fuck up."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/45747073.jpg</image:loc><image:title>45747073</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/screen-shot-2014-02-07-at-11-44-07-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-02-07 at 11.44.07 AM</image:title><image:caption>Yahoo Answers: for when you want an example of someone thinking something stupid.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/bill-nye-question-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bill Nye Question 22</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/bill-nye-question-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bill Nye Question 21</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/bill-nye-question-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bill Nye Question 20</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/bill-nye-question-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bill Nye Question 19</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-07T22:52:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2010/08/12/man-punches-bear-trying-to-eat-goat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/tumblr_m8x1lks3wk1qa6z3eo1_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_m8x1lkS3wk1qa6z3eo1_500</image:title><image:caption>What the hell, man?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-18T18:23:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2010/08/16/12-spending-schemes-we-stupid-people-fall-for-because-were-stupid/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/url.jpg</image:loc><image:title>url</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/giant_shopping_cart_in_doha__by_samcgold-d3drzit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>giant_shopping_cart_in_doha__by_samcgold-d3drzit</image:title><image:caption>Pictured: your worst fucking nightmare.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/turkish-kitchen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Turkish-Kitchen</image:title><image:caption>I feel calm, yet strangely ravenous.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bca0e-28waystosaveonfoodonshine-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bca0e-28waystosaveonfoodonshine-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-18T18:21:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2010/08/20/prius-owners-get-something-to-bitch-about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/ca-hov-stickers-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CA-HOV-Stickers-1</image:title><image:caption>Stupid goddamn lunchbox of a car…</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-18T17:31:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2010/08/26/the-stupidest-hoax-ever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/spoons.png</image:loc><image:title>spoons</image:title><image:caption>That's sixteen spoons, ladies and gentlemen.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/magnet-01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>magnet 01</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/a862f-_magneticwoman_mayjustbereallydirty1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a862f-_magneticwoman_mayjustbereallydirty</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/a862f-_magneticwoman_mayjustbereallydirty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a862f-_magneticwoman_mayjustbereallydirty</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-18T17:18:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2014/01/29/cosmos-guide-to-the-super-bowl-for-ladies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/selfie.gif</image:loc><image:title>Selfie</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/flacco.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flacco</image:title><image:caption>This man ranked 25th in the league this year in passing touchdowns.  Out of 32.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cosmo-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cosmo 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cosmo-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cosmo 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cosmo-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cosmo 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cosmo-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cosmo 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/boobs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Boobs</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-05T19:08:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2010/08/24/something-else-youre-probably-wrong-about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/ruler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ruler</image:title><image:caption>Would you believe that a search for "13 inches" turns up dirty pictures too?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/istock_000003214038xsmall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iStock_000003214038XSmall</image:title><image:caption>DUN DUN DUN…</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/funny-pictures-cat-calls-you-stupid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny-pictures-cat-calls-you-stupid</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/f14aa-dsc_00351.jpg</image:loc><image:title>f14aa-dsc_0035</image:title><image:caption>I laugh at both your ping and your pong.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/emissions-radiation-shield-radiation-proof-stickers-for-cell-phones-6-pieces-set-silver-6347302175109375002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Emissions-Radiation-Shield-Radiation-Proof-Stickers-for-Cell-Phones-6-Pieces-Set-Silver-6347302175109375002</image:title><image:caption>It says "quantum science" on it so you know it's legit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/dna-image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DNA-image</image:title><image:caption>I did an image search for "fucked-up DNA," but apparently DNA is a gay porn magazine so you get normal DNA.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/0fda8-titanic51020c397680-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0fda8-titanic51020c397680-1</image:title><image:caption>Pictured: the motherfucking Titanic.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/f14aa-dsc_0035.jpg</image:loc><image:title>f14aa-dsc_0035</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/0fda8-titanic51020c397680-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0fda8-titanic51020c397680-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-29T23:19:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2010/09/13/because-sometimes-you-need-a-hug-a-story-with-pictures/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/s-man-calls-911-for-cocoa-and-hug-large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>s-MAN-CALLS-911-FOR-COCOA-AND-HUG-large</image:title><image:caption>He is scary.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/razr_phone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>razr_phone</image:title><image:caption>Because apparently homeless people have cell phones in Portland.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/jedi_is_homeless.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jedi_Is_Homeless</image:title><image:caption>But probably not a Jedi.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/man-yelling-at-cellphone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>man-yelling-at-cellphone</image:title><image:caption>This is how 911 operators are trained to use phones.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/hot-chocolate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hot-chocolate</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/denise_milani_tub-0-0-0x0-432x365.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>denise_milani_tub.0.0.0x0.432x365</image:title><image:caption>It probably did not contain Denise Milani.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/1417731_f520.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1417731_f520</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, you can find pictures of this chick doing anything.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/a5bda-nurse_211.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a5bda-nurse_21</image:title><image:caption>Probably from Denise Milani.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/a5bda-nurse_21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a5bda-nurse_21</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-29T00:10:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2010/09/23/the-next-big-thing-if-by-thing-you-mean-irrational-sweeping-public-panic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/wellrounded_800x600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wellrounded_800x600</image:title><image:caption>Or not fat.  Either way.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/wifi-logo.gif</image:loc><image:title>wifi-logo</image:title><image:caption>OF…internet, or something.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/shutterstock_59176348.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shutterstock_59176348</image:title><image:caption>Or just sprinkles.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/stefan-chair__0122106_pe278491_s4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stefan-chair__0122106_PE278491_S4</image:title><image:caption>CHAIR OF DEATH!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/97cf1-2000px-em_spectrum_properties_edit-svg-png2000c39711851.jpg</image:loc><image:title>97cf1-2000px-em_spectrum_properties_edit-svg-png2000c3971185</image:title><image:caption>Fuck it.  Pretty colors.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/5bf1c-justignoreit1.png</image:loc><image:title>5bf1c-justignoreit</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/5bf1c-justignoreit.png</image:loc><image:title>5bf1c-justignoreit</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/97cf1-2000px-em_spectrum_properties_edit-svg-png2000c3971185.jpg</image:loc><image:title>97cf1-2000px-em_spectrum_properties_edit-svg-png2000c3971185</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-28T23:52:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2010/09/29/the-greatest-race-in-history/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/jaguar-c-type-1280x960.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frdeurope jagheritage</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/e9750-screenshot2010-09-06at4-18-16pm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e9750-screenshot2010-09-06at4-18-16pm</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-28T23:20:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2010/10/05/i-might-alienate-some-fans-with-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/8e3bd-jersey-shore-mike-the-situation-shows-off-abs-april-2010-866x1024866c39710241.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8e3bd-jersey-shore-mike-the-situation-shows-off-abs-april-2010-866x1024866c3971024</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/251b0-ryan_reynolds_six_pack_abs-jpeg1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>251b0-ryan_reynolds_six_pack_abs-jpeg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/5b8d0-ryan_reynolds_12189188311.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>5b8d0-ryan_reynolds_1218918831</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/251b0-ryan_reynolds_six_pack_abs-jpeg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>251b0-ryan_reynolds_six_pack_abs-jpeg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/5b8d0-ryan_reynolds_1218918831.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>5b8d0-ryan_reynolds_1218918831</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/8e3bd-jersey-shore-mike-the-situation-shows-off-abs-april-2010-866x1024866c3971024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8e3bd-jersey-shore-mike-the-situation-shows-off-abs-april-2010-866x1024866c3971024</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-29T01:15:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2010/10/08/approximately-as-useful-as-well-a-pedal-powered-submarine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/scubste5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scubste5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/article-1305174-0ae102da000005dc-586_634x327.jpg</image:loc><image:title>article-1305174-0AE102DA000005DC-586_634x327</image:title><image:caption>Pictured: entertainment.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/390c5-screenshot2010-10-03at8-35-41pm1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>390c5-screenshot2010-10-03at8-35-41pm</image:title><image:caption>I have it on good authority that they value sleep over national security.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/390c5-screenshot2010-10-03at8-35-41pm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>390c5-screenshot2010-10-03at8-35-41pm</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-28T23:02:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2010/10/21/religion-is-like-a-penis-forcing-it-on-other-peoples-children-is-frowned-upon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/pinky_and_the_brain_by_lonewolf16-d4z5rp7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pinky_and_the_brain_by_lonewolf16-d4z5rp7</image:title><image:caption>This may be what she was thinking of.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/christine-odonnell-says-fed-investigation-is-a-thug-political-tactic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>christine-odonnell-says-fed-investigation-is-a-thug-political-tactic</image:title><image:caption>Insert foot.  Over and over and over.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-28T22:17:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2010/10/24/the-most-awesome-single-button-in-the-history-of-buttons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/tornado.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tornado</image:title><image:caption>If you look closely, you can see that it carries an ungodly amount of explosives.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/noble-m600-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>noble-m600-1</image:title><image:caption>Go with it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/c5b4f-noblem600tractioncontrol1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c5b4f-noblem600tractioncontrol</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/c5b4f-noblem600tractioncontrol.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c5b4f-noblem600tractioncontrol</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-28T20:38:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2010/10/30/parental-advice-from-someone-who-doesnt-have-kids/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/worlds-largest-gummy-worm-blue-red.jpg</image:loc><image:title>worlds-largest-gummy-worm-blue-red</image:title><image:caption>Approximately zero deaths were from bludgeoning by giant gummy worm.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/chalkboard1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chalkboard1</image:title><image:caption>This is what my computer looks like right now.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/car_seat.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>It's a chair.  How hard could it be?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/2362238912_c30b19f78a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2362238912_c30b19f78a</image:title><image:caption>Putting actual shit in your mouth: the first step to a healthy immune system.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-28T20:25:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2010/11/02/china-attacks-itself-kind-of-accidentally/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/srb-recovery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>srb-recovery</image:title><image:caption>Pictured: not hitting anyone.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/article-2517380-19cd8e5500000578-623_306x463.jpg</image:loc><image:title>article-2517380-19CD8E5500000578-623_306x463</image:title><image:caption>No.  "Not" is the correct answer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/06e5c-googlemaps1.png</image:loc><image:title>06e5c-googlemaps</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/06e5c-googlemaps.png</image:loc><image:title>06e5c-googlemaps</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-28T20:13:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2010/11/06/more-useless-accessories-for-useless-creatures/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dogbrella.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dogbrella</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/234fc-dogbrella-jpg570c3976281.png</image:loc><image:title>234fc-dogbrella-jpg570c397628</image:title><image:caption>Also he's dead inside.  Look at those eyes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/234fc-dogbrella-jpg570c397628.png</image:loc><image:title>234fc-dogbrella-jpg570c397628</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-28T20:07:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2010/11/10/six-astoundingly-terrible-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/wallpapers-cute-sleeping-baby-squirrel-1280x960.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wallpapers-cute-sleeping-baby-squirrel-1280x960</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/url.jpg</image:loc><image:title>url</image:title><image:caption>Also adorable.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/shantelishemmug.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shantelishemmug</image:title><image:caption>Charmer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/lips-microphone-blog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lips-microphone-blog</image:title><image:caption>In context, the Google Images search for "microphone" looks like straight up porn.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/policestateusa.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>policestateusa</image:title><image:caption>"We understand there's been urinating."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/kathleen-edward-6_540x405.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kathleen-edward-(6)_540x405</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/farmville.jpg</image:loc><image:title>farmville</image:title><image:caption>This game brings out evil things in people.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/cdb76-ellipsis1.png</image:loc><image:title>cdb76-ellipsis</image:title><image:caption>This is so you can pause to lose faith in our entire species.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/beer_drunk_baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer_drunk_baby</image:title><image:caption>It is not known whether this child was in the car as 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die…</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-28T19:59:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2010/11/25/thoughts-on-thanksgiving/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-28T19:17:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2010/12/10/no-one-could-have-seen-this-coming/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/8cf2c-maximus-puppy.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>8cf2c-maximus-puppy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/90ad2-article-1126582-0325d64d000005dc-259_468x675.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>90ad2-article-1126582-0325d64d000005dc-259_468x675</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/14dcb-two_people_talking.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>14dcb-two_people_talking</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-28T04:07:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2010/12/16/because-im-a-person-too/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/9fc61-screenshot2010-12-16at1-31-33am.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9fc61-screenshot2010-12-16at1-31-33am</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-28T03:54:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2010/12/30/the-most-vicious-hypocrisy-since-the-catholic-church-part-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/f7f9b-petarocket.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>f7f9b-petarocket</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/e3d96-255bpeta-hitler.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>e3d96-255bpeta-hitler</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/a889d-petaseal.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>a889d-petaseal</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/5ed7f-petaoilspill2528102425c325976362529.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5ed7f-petaoilspill2528102425c325976362529</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/73046-whyibelieveprintersweresentfromhelltomakeusmiserable-theoatmeal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>73046-whyibelieveprintersweresentfromhelltomakeusmiserable-theoatmeal</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/338f0-255bpeta-meatkills.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>338f0-255bpeta-meatkills</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/f87bd-petaheart.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>f87bd-petaheart</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/2960f-255bpetashark.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>2960f-255bpetashark</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/8d0a2-say_no_to_pot_roast.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>8d0a2-say_no_to_pot_roast</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/c5267-petapeas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c5267-petapeas</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-03T01:51:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/2011/01/01/the-most-vicious-hypocrisy-since-the-catholic-church-part-two/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/a3262-unsavedspreadsheet-1.png</image:loc><image:title>a3262-unsavedspreadsheet-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/0e56c-pamelaandersonpeta-thumb-400x567.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0e56c-pamelaandersonpeta-thumb-400x567</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/aa13b-supervegan-eatingoystersisn_tveganandneverwillbe252candshameonchristophercoxandslateforimplyingitisjusttodrumupcontroversyontheinternet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aa13b-supervegan-eatingoystersisn_tveganandneverwillbe252candshameonchristophercoxandslateforimplyingitisjusttodrumupcontroversyontheinternet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unreasonablydangerousonionrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/4ded7-untitled.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4ded7-untitled</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://u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Happens When You Fuck Up REALLY Bad And Almost Die? You Get To Be On 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