HOW PINTEREST IS MAKING WOMEN INTOLERABLE
If you read the title and are already upset, then you’re already part of the problem. If you don’t want to read the opinions of those who think differently than…
THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO’S BEEN PAYING ATTENTION
So at some point last … early this month, the blog surpassed 200,000 all-time pageviews. I was going to make a big deal out of it, but I forgot and…
BLOW ME, YOU’LL FEEL BETTER
Yes, I know, that was a somewhat crude title. It is not, however, misleading. You see, a little while ago I read on Inhabitots (Inhabitat’s despicable hellspawn) the following headline:…
18 COMMENTS ON SCIENCE THAT MAKE ME SAD
You’ve all heard of Richard Branson, right? He started Virgin Records from the crypt of a church when he was a teenager and now he’s a multi-billionaire. He also owns…
THE HORRIFYING IMPLICATIONS OF CHILDHOOD NUTRITION
I’m going to show you an advertisement that’s been on TV a lot recently. If you watch TV, you’ve probably seen it. What you didn’t see are its terrifying implications.…
NENDO’S CUTE PLANT-SHAPED AIRLEAF MINI WON’T DO A GODDAMN THING
Every once in a while, I think about how many of my posts come from Inhabitat. Sometimes I feel like this blog is just becoming a response blog to everything…
GO AND BE SKINNY SOMEWHERE ELSE
I go to the gym a lot. When I say “gym,” I mean a climbing gym because that’s more awesome than what you mean by “gym.” Regardless of where you…
FOR PARENTS WHO DON’T LIKE THEIR CHILDREN
There is a thing called a Taga. Apparently, it’s the ultimate bike-stroller combo. I wasn’t aware that bike-stroller combos were a thing, so being the “ultimate” one doesn’t seem like…
TRANSPORTATION IDEAS THAT WON’T WORK (BECAUSE OF SCIENCE): PART 3
I’ll keep this one short. A company named Innowattech (innovation + watt + tech. Get it?) wants to put piezoelectric pads under railways to harvest electric energy from passing trains.…
HYPERSENSITIVITY
This all started when I was reading Busty Girl Comics. For the record, BGC are not porn. I’m sure some disgusting and desperate soul somewhere has masturbated to them, because…
TRANSPORTATION IDEAS THAT WON’T WORK (BECAUSE OF SCIENCE): PART 2
So in our last post that was titled like this, we visited some douche who thinks that he can get energy out of cars by making them worse. That was…
TRANSPORTATION IDEAS THAT WON’T WORK (BECAUSE OF SCIENCE): PART 1
Eventually, there will come a day when people stop listening to “designers” with no background in physics who propose physics-based things. Until then, the word “designer” will continue to mean…
HOW ABOUT YOU LEARN HOW THE GODDAMN CAMERA WORKS FIRST?
Recently, I found yet another article with a title in the form of a question. Here’s a hint for all you people that read things on the internet: if someone…
MORE LIKE UNIVERSAL SATAN BUS…
Back in October, a group of evangelical Christians in Brazil called the Paz do Senhor Amado (Peace of the Beloved Lord) banned the use of USB connections because they’re Satanic. And…
SUCH LEVELS OF INCOMPETENCE I HAVE SCARCE WITNESSED
This one time, and by this one time I mean Monday, April 11, 2011, I wrote a piece about how Joshua Kors has roughly the same computer literacy as a…
Unreasonably Dangerous Onion Rings 