A NOTE ON MY LONG ABSENCE

It's hard to say what inspires me to write this blog, but obviously whatever I've been doing since October isn't it.  I've only written three things in the last eight months, and let's be honest, that last one was shit.  The one about comets and crap was pretty good though.  Anyway. I think part of it... Continue Reading →

HERE IS A STUPID IDEA THAT IS STUPID

Hey there!  You know how, each morning, you have a cup of hot coffee and then mess around on your phone, reading Facebook updates or whatever?And you know how, every time you do that, you wish that your phone was simultaneously being charged and that your coffee was getting cold faster?No?  What's that?  You're saying... Continue Reading →

BLOW ME, YOU’LL FEEL BETTER

Yes, I know, that was a somewhat crude title.  It is not, however, misleading. You see, a little while ago I read on Inhabitots (Inhabitat's despicable hellspawn) the following headline: I was intrigued, naturally.  And being a responsible and intelligent member of the human race, I naturally look up the original study every time the... Continue Reading →

18 COMMENTS ON SCIENCE THAT MAKE ME SAD

You've all heard of Richard Branson, right?  He started Virgin Records from the crypt of a church when he was a teenager and now he's a multi-billionaire.  He also owns Virgin Atlantic Airways, Virgin Mobile, and 400 other companies.  He also tried to set the speed record for sailing across the Atlantic in 1985 (and... Continue Reading →

GO AND BE SKINNY SOMEWHERE ELSE

I go to the gym a lot.  When I say "gym," I mean a climbing gym because that's more awesome than what you mean by "gym." Regardless of where you go to get your swell on, there are probably all shapes and sizes of humans there, from giant marine mammals on legs who'll cancel their... Continue Reading →

FOR PARENTS WHO DON’T LIKE THEIR CHILDREN

There is a thing called a Taga.  Apparently, it's the ultimate bike-stroller combo. I wasn't aware that bike-stroller combos were a thing, so being the "ultimate" one doesn't seem like much of an accomplishment, but fine. Now, you may have looked at that headline and had a vague sense of foreboding.  A feeling of dread,... Continue Reading →

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