22 STUPID PEOPLE HOLDING SIGNS

As I'm pretty sure everyone on the internet knows by now, Bill Nye recently had a debate with Ken Ham about whether creationism was a viable explanation for the origins of people and animals and plants and rocks and stars and stuff.  I'll cut to the chase: it's not.  Creationism doesn't have any science behind... Continue Reading →

THE TRANSPARENT TOASTER

A little over 18 months ago, this baffling object popped up on Memebase, well known for contributing nothing of value to the Internet ever. The caption that they gave for this is "How is this not on shelves?! Toast-making would be epic." Let's ignore the crushing sadness that fills my heart at the idea that... Continue Reading →

THAT’S NO SQUID…

So apparently I missed out on this, because none of my friends are stupid enough to believe it, but there's an image that's been making the rounds on social media, having been re-tweeted and shared by over 500,000 people.  Here is that image. The headline that accompanied it says "Giant Squid Discovered On California Coast... Continue Reading →

DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK

In April of 2009, I started this blog to give myself an outlet for the stupidity and irrationality of the world.  I get angry about a lot of things in the world, and the blog was how I got angry without getting angry at anyone.  Internally, once I'd written about something, it was done.  I... Continue Reading →

18 REASONS WHY I AM WRONG: A RESPONSE

Two weeks ago, in my triumphant return to writing, as I am determined to keep calling it, I wrote a piece called Six Reasons You Shouldn't Take Dietary Advice From Cavemen.  It was on my blog and I posted it to the Facebook page, anticipating the usual 300 or so pageviews. Then the post hit /r/paleo,... Continue Reading →

A NOTE ON MY LONG ABSENCE

It's hard to say what inspires me to write this blog, but obviously whatever I've been doing since October isn't it.  I've only written three things in the last eight months, and let's be honest, that last one was shit.  The one about comets and crap was pretty good though.  Anyway. I think part of it... Continue Reading →

HERE IS A STUPID IDEA THAT IS STUPID

Hey there!  You know how, each morning, you have a cup of hot coffee and then mess around on your phone, reading Facebook updates or whatever?And you know how, every time you do that, you wish that your phone was simultaneously being charged and that your coffee was getting cold faster?No?  What's that?  You're saying... Continue Reading →

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