There are several reasons you might be on this page:

  1. You want to congratulate me for being so awesome.
  2. You like my writing so much that you want to have sex with me.
  3. You are so angry at something I’ve written that you want to write long, unintelligible diatribes to that effect.
  4. You think I should be castrated and you think it’s important that I know you feel that way.
  5. You have a question about something I’ve written.
  6. You think I’ve written something that’s either logically fallacious or factually incorrect.
  7. You click the “Contact” button on every website you visit just for fun.
  8. Some other reason.

All of these things have happened to me before.  In any event, you can contact me at:

And don’t bother spamming me.  I’m an adult.  I know how to use filters.

I also have a Facebook page and a Twitter account.

10 Thoughts

  1. I have no desire to castrate you. However what if a glitch on a photograph was (were? is? might be?) an alien spaceship? Would I want to castrate the ship’s pilot? I dunno….but I don’t eat onion rings. Too much oil…greasy, greasy, greasy.

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